The person below me (TPBM) (1 Viewer)

[Lucky13]

Eeeerrrmmmm.......

Couldn't say anything funn.....showing instead....sorry for being in the wrong place folks....
TPBM is daydreaming again......

 

[Desert Fox]

I was until I saw that....disturbing picture of the Sperm Whale
TPBM is as disturbed by that picture as I am

 

[Matt308]

Yes I am. I'm still thinking about the salty water.

TPBM has never thought about all the nastiness in the sea.

 

[mkloby]

It's not so much the nastiness, but I'm terrified of sharks.

TPBM believes that the statistics will keep them safe in the water.

 

[Matt308]

No. I'm not a water fan.

TPBM thinks sharks are demonized unnecessarily.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I do just like snakes too.

TPBM hates snakes.

 

[102first_hussars]

Actually i do

TPBM

is a pillow eating butt pirate

 

[comiso90]

no, but I think you are displaying Homo Erotic projection and have been using maple syrup to toss salads.

TPBM

has great weekend plans

 

[Matt308]

Not great. But fairly nice, yes.

And talk of butt pirates and tossing salads is making me REAL nervous.

TPBM has had a homo erotic encounter.

 

[102first_hussars]

Nope im not Adler

TPBM likes the feeling of silk

 

[comiso90]

There no better feeling than seeing that wonderful silk canopy deploy!

TPBM

Has boffed over 100 women

 

[Matt308]

Yeah silk feels okay. Have something in mind Hussars?

TPBM is disturbed that this thread has taken an unexpected and dangerous turn.

 

[Lucky13]

Left or right turn?

TPBM is feeling that he is getting a dangerously low beer level in his blood and need to top up with Budweiser....

 

[Matt308]

Nope. But did you hear about the chick who blew a .47BAC? Jeez Loueeze!

TPBM has no idea how many drinks that would take for that 135lb woman.

 

[mkloby]

I don't. It's gotta be something ridiculous like 18-20 I'm guessing.

TPBM has lost consciousness from drinking too much.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

No I have never drank that much.

TPBM has been really drunk lately.

 

[Matt308]

Not really drunk. Drunk enough. And I heard that she had to have had 18 beers in an hour to get the .47.

TPBM cannot fathom drinking that much liquid in an hour.

 

[mkloby]

I can't. I looked up a BAC calculator it said 18 drinks over 5 hours for a 135lb woman will yield a .47BAC. O'Doyle rules!!

TPBM did not know you can die from chugging over a gallon of water.

 

[Matt308]

Really? 5 hours? That'll teach me to listen to the media...again. What is that 3 beers an hour. C'mon. Certainly drunk. But a record. I've seen girls do that in highschool.

And yeah you can die from overconsumption of water. Reference "A Wii for Wee". Dumb.

TPBM is an iced tea drinker.

 

[mkloby]

Definitely - although my time in the South has spoiled me and I only like sweet tea now The first calculation was based of mixed drinks. I re-entered it with beers and it has increased, slightly, to 21-22 beers. What was she drinking?

TPBM has gotten extremely drunk and woken up naked in public.