THE ULTIMATE EATING CHALLENGE!

[Matt308]

Okay all you forum pukes. Many of you may have already seen this. Here is the penultimate challenge eating challenge.

Rules:

You must consume 6 saltine crackers in 60 seconds. [How effing hard can that be?!]

You cannot use any liquids to wash it down nor hold liquid in your mouth prior to starting.

You must have completely swallowed the last saltine cracker at the 60 second mark.

 

[ToughOmbre]

I have a rule. I don't do eating contests.

Now, drinking contests........???

TO

 

[Njaco]

You have to be kidding. I polish off a box of them at a sitting. I'll try later on tonight, just got done dinner.

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

Guys. it's a lot harder than it sounds.

 

[Thorlifter]

I bet you can't do it Njaco!!!!

 

[Wayne Little]

yeah c'mon NJ put your crackers on the table and ante up!

 

[Njaco]

Ok, skipped breakfast and as soon as the pre-wife wakes up to man the stopwatch, we'll see!!

 

[timshatz]

Ok, skipped breakfast and as soon as the pre-wife wakes up to man the stopwatch, we'll see!!

Go, man go!

Hey, if you actually get it done, should we start calling you "Cracker"?

 

[Njaco]

Cracker Njaco - does have a ring to it!

 

[Matt308]

I knew I forgot a rule. Shoulda said pics must be posted.

 

[Lucky13]

Cracker Jack...Jack the Cracker!

 

[Freebird]

I knew I forgot a rule. Shoulda said pics must be posted.

Better have a warning on this thread then....

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I have actually tried this once.

I did not succeed. My mouth got so dry and the cracker got so pasty...

 

[Njaco]

Ok Tried it.

Had one box of saltines.
One judge (pre-wife who stood by with a towel cause she thought I was gonna have a video lunch)

and one dope.

Taking them two at a time it ended up being.........

84 seconds. Couldn't swallow the freaking mass!!

Will try one at a time.

 

[Freebird]

and one dope.

 

[timshatz]

Whoa. Thanks for trying. I think I would give up. Not saying you can't do it, but what's the point?

On another line, do you have a dog? Try it with the dog.

 

[ccheese]

I tried this many years ago. It seems the first two or three crackers take
all the moisture [read: spit] out of your mouth. After that the gland that
produces saliva can't keep up with the demand. Ergo, you have a mouth
full of mush and it won't go down !

Charles

 

[Wayne Little]

Staying clear of this crazy sh*t...

 

[Wildcat]

Wayne I take it you haven't tried the weet-bix version then?

 

[trackend]

Try eating a sugar coated doughnut without licking your lips.