Have no fear American Cousins.
The back room boffins in jolly old (Whizzo Prang, Chocs Away, I say chaps) England, have been burning the midnight oil to help in your hour of need and due to the miracle of..... ATOMIC MUTATION have come up with ..................SUPER SLUG.
We shall fire up the old jalopy and deliver it to the battle front just as soon as we can stop it mating with Big Ben