What a freakazoid!

[Maestro]

Oh... I don't agree with them on ALL points, just ONE. The war/natural disaster one. I still think volunteering stopping to have childrens in order to "help the nature" is stupid. They MUST be a bunch of jerks.

 

[Nonskimmer]

What? Pixieman? A pillow-biter? Nah! He's just waiting for the right woman.

Yes, Tinkerbell apparently.

 

[MichaelHenley]

That is so sad.

 

[GermansRGeniuses]

http://foreverakid.com/



WHAT...
IS...
THIS...
WORLD...
COMING...
TO?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!!?





I've lost all faith in mankind.

 

[Maestro]

Let me use a famous sentence to express myself :

"Houston, we have a f*cking problem !"

 

[cheddar cheese]

 

[Crippen]

Houston, we have a f*cking problem

very good Maestro.
I think 'we' all have a problem..... we spend too much time on line.

And Med ( Bear) as for you....... I am now quite worried about you, but since your looking... find me a site on stalking!!
How to be one, how to shake one off and mostly how not to be murdered by one...... are you up to this task?
Cheers, Crippen.

 

[Nonskimmer]

I think 'we' all have a problem..... we spend too much time on line.

Hmmm, sobering thought.
I hate sobering thoughts!

 

[MichaelHenley]

I think 'we' all have a problem..... we spend too much time on line.

Nah we don't! Forum time doesn't count!

 

[cheddar cheese]

I spend at least 5 hours online a day, and that just on school nights! At weekends it pushes nearer the 8 hour mark :shock

 

[Medvedya]

And Med ( Bear) as for you....... I am now quite worried about you, but since your looking... find me a site on stalking!!
How to be one, how to shake one off and mostly how not to be murdered by one...... are you up to this task?
Cheers, Crippen.

You could try these ones.....

www.antistalking.com
www.esia.net/Common_Traits_of_Stalkers.html

However, I've heard that a good old restraining order often does the trick, and a sturdy 'Le Creuset' frying pan to hand if all else fails.

A flat-mate of mine was stalked by this bloke who used to come in, reeking of alcohol and the potential for violence - we had a system where one of us would occupy the stalker, whilst I rushed upstairs to tell the flat-mate to beat a hasty retreat down the fire-escape.

The amazing thing was, despite countless entreaties to get the Polis involved, she always maintained that she would "Sort it out," and that involving the Coppers would escalate the situation. Maybe she was right, because it did peter out eventually in a pile of self-pitying letters addressed to her, which we all had a good laugh at.

 

[cheddar cheese]

However, I've heard that a good old restraining order often does the trick, and a sturdy 'Le Creuset' frying pan to hand if all else fails

Or a breeze block in the handbag will also suffice

 

[Crippen]

Why thankyou kindly for the tips. I shall keep them all in mind. The breeze block in the handbag made me chuckle... need a bl**dy big handbag

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

or keep a gun cabinet in view of the window, that should scare 'em off.............

 

[Nonskimmer]

Or a really big cat, with a nasty disposition!

 

[Medvedya]

Or just wheel out Fluffy!

 

[cheddar cheese]

or keep a gun cabinet in view of the window, that should scare 'em off.............

What bloody good will a cabinet do? Put the guns in view of the window not the cabinet

 

[Crippen]

loving 'Fluffy'
and the gun come to that .
I have the cat - not sure of the nasty disposition CC...it would lick um to death!!
keep those ideas a coming.
Nice stalking to ya!


(can't get that second stalking site up Med, is it the right address? first one...gud)

 

[cheddar cheese]

Get a hamster, all stalkers tremble with fear when faced head on in combat with a hamster

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

What bloody good will a cabinet do? Put the guns in view of the window not the cabinet

there are cirtain laws concerning the storage of guns that must be observed...............