At my job, the NVIB (Not Very Intelligent Bosses) installed two hot tubs in front of the main chalet (which has a Bar on the second floor)... Just behind two blocks of condominiums.
At 2:45 this morning, I received a call from the condominuims' front desk.
"Security ?" I answered.
"Hi. This is Miss X from the condominiums' front desk. There is a bunch of peoples in the tubs near the chalet making a lot of noise... Making our customers unable to sleep."
"No problem. I'll take care of that," I answered, thinking that is was two or three drunk guys.
So I went there and realized there was approximately 12 to 16 peoples (all drunk Ontarians) in two tubs... Holy sh*t !
First off, I was working alone... So no back-up for me.
Second, there was no locks on the covers. So even if I succeeded in throwing them out, I couldn't lock down the hot tubs... So they could jump back in at any time.
So I did it the good old way and I said (both in French and in English) : "Stay quiet please. We received complaints from the condos saying that you were making too much noise. So please
stop screaming !"
And I walked away... But remained relatively close to the tubs. ((1) because there was some cute girls in bikini
, and (2) because I distrusted them.)
And I was right to distrust them... I had to warn them again often after that.
The last time I warned them (I was
really pissed off), I said textually : "That's the last f*cking time I warn you ! Shut the f*ck up or I'll call the police and you'll spend the rest of the night in prison !"
They finally shut up. They went away a little later... But it took them one hour to understand !