What Annoyed You Today?

[rochie]

ah Cricket !

once a pub i was working in had a match with the local radio station with live updates on air, they were a serious team but could not figure how we battered them ?

turned out we had an Aussie semi pro batsman and a West indian international playing for us !!!!!!!

 

[Matt308]

 

[meatloaf109]

I have tried watching cricket.
Stopped when suicide was looking good

 

[Matt308]

Perhaps more drinking is necessary?

 

[vikingBerserker]

I've yet to figure it out.

Today I went to the library to borrow their microfilm reader. Kids were screaming, and the mom could have cared less.

 

[meatloaf109]

Perhaps more drinking is necessary?

Perhaps!

 

[B-17engineer]

I went to bed at 1130 because we're going deep sea fishing and leaving 530 am... I have been in and out sleeping and it's 3am and i get to drive

F****** horse****

 

[Readie]

Stopped when suicide was looking good

Bit like the Indianapolis 500?

 

[Lucky13]

The TV ads were coming on when I was about to toss out the picture box, saw a chance to change channels to something less.....something more.....hey, I thought that the cricket was an animal...
When the soaps start to look good, riveting and what not, one is in deep doodah!

Now, darts, there we're talking......oh, who the f*ck am I kidding!

 

[Wayne Little]

Mmm.....now I think about it nothing annoyed me today...

 

[Lucky13]

Give a few minutes mate, I have some questions in the modelling section!

 

[Airframes]

I'll think of something to annoy me. Oh yes, smackheads with barking dogs, drunken Hippocroccofrogs staggering back from town, at 04.00 hrs. screeching ....... and ****ing Magpies clacking at dawn, just as I'm nodding off to sleep !!
Oh how I wish firearms were still legal - preferably a 7.62mm SLR or G3 !!

 

[Lucky13]

So, I'd be breaking the law with a MG42 or a Willys with a quad .50's then?

 

[yulzari]

An 84mm Charlie G with a canister round perhaps. The world's best shotgun.

 

[Readie]

Never mind all those chaps... a minigun is the only solution.

Oh, and a HUGE ammo pack

 

[Lucky13]

But them MG42 and quad .50's are much less suspicious.........me think..

 

[GrauGeist]

Never mind all those chaps... a minigun is the only solution.

Oh, and a HUGE ammo pack

How about a 12 gauge Gatling...

 

[fubar57]

Wow!!! Couple that with a radar tracking device and it brings on a new meaning to duck hunting...advantage-George.

Geo

 

[Airframes]

I like the idea of the 'Charlie G' (Karl Gustav, 84 mm so-called 'man portable', shoulder fired, AT weapon, for those who don't know) - it would certainly spoil the day of the **ckwits!
But, my ears have just about recovered from the first time I fired one, over 40 years ago - in the days before nancy boy ear defenders !!!
Maybe a '66' would be slightly more demure .................

 

[Lucky13]

There's someone who doesn't know what a Karl Gustav is??