What Annoyed You Today? (1 Viewer)

[GrauGeist]

I always thought it would be the perfect invention where someone created a lifesize holographic image of an Israeli cafe full of American tourists out in the middle of nowhere.

Think of it as one bigass buglight for the jihadists. They all swarm to the hologram, blow themselves up while not bothering anyone.

They have thier martyrs, we have our peace and quiet.

It's a perfect win-win for everyone.

 

[razor1uk]

I always though it was funny that allegedly Arabic has never ever changed or evolved in its history, so I bet they get the shock of their afterlives, when 40, 42, 67, 69 or 72 sexy, slightly sweating, big juicy heaving bunches of curvey bulbous grapes surround them, with their leaves winking enticingly at them.

I mean so i am led to believe (apologies for any offence caused) ..the old Arabic meaning of Grape(./Vine fruit)/juicey container/beautiful fruit, has supposedly always meant Virgin/juice container/beloved fruit today.
In the deep desert and in harsh survival conditions, at least the grapes dry up into raisins - long lasting. But if it were a virgin (at least to begin with) you and she, or she and he, would become much more dehydrated, at least until one cooks the other and unkosha like drinks their blood like Elizabeth Báthory.

 

[Gnomey]

As much as I enjoyed my skiing yesterday, feeling it today. My hamstrings haven't enjoyed today a huge amount...

 

[Lucky13]

I always thought it would be the perfect invention where someone created a lifesize holographic image of an Israeli cafe full of American tourists out in the middle of nowhere.

Think of it as one bigass buglight for the jihadists. They all swarm to the hologram, blow themselves up while not bothering anyone.

They have thier martyrs, we have our peace and quiet.

It's a perfect win-win for everyone.

Wouldn't that be a waste of perfectly good explosives?

 

[tomo pauk]

Epifany that French and Italian cars are crap.

 

[at6]

Epifany that French and Italian cars are crap.

You only just now figured that out?

 

[Old Wizard]

Had my cable/internet cut off by the cable company when they were disconnecting some other townhouses. Back on this AM. Very quiet night last night.

 

[at6]

Ariana Grande licking donuts without paying and then proclaiming that she hates America and Americans. Born here with the advantages that this nation provides and then disrespecting the people and the country. If her 'FANS" have any shred of dignity, they will send her career into the outhouse where it belongs. Dump the sh&t pig.

 

[GrauGeist]

Epifany that French and Italian cars are crap.

Tomo...I certainly hope this lesson didn't cost you any money...

All you had to do, is ask, and we could have told you that most of their cars are crap!

 

[meatloaf109]

I work in the plumbing department at Lowes. So every day is a challenge because every floridiot thinks he can fix the pipes that shattered from the record breaking cold snap we had last winter. Fine. I can walk them through most of it.... until today. I actually had a customer that wanted to sue us because his pipes exploded, (his words), because it got cold. He called me, and my predecessor in this position, all kinds of nasty names because we never told him that North Carolina might experience something called "winter". He said that I don't know who my father is, my mother has loose morals and sells herself, and I am a person that likes to give fellatio other men. I think he has issues. Just say'in!.... Treat the people that are in retail like people. We are not "props" in your little play. Took all I could do not to lay that a**hole out.

 

[tomo pauk]

You only just now figured that out?

A choice made of necessity - I had to buy two cars since the VW van got old, and insurance was expensive on it, while my wife wrecked the Kia Cerato. So I went for cheap options - Fiat van and Citroen small car. At the end of the day, cheap options went expensive both in money and in time and nerves lost.

Tomo...I certainly hope this lesson didn't cost you any money...

All you had to do, is ask, and we could have told you that most of their cars are crap!

It is more about the nerves and time lost, rather than about money. No worries, I've learned my lesson.

 

[at6]

I work in the plumbing department at Lowes. So every day is a challenge because every floridiot thinks he can fix the pipes that shattered from the record breaking cold snap we had last winter. Fine. I can walk them through most of it.... until today. I actually had a customer that wanted to sue us because his pipes exploded, (his words), because it got cold. He called me, and my predecessor in this position, all kinds of nasty names because we never told him that North Carolina might experience something called "winter". He said that I don't know who my father is, my mother has loose morals and sells herself, and I am a person that likes to give fellatio other men. I think he has issues. Just say'in!.... Treat the people that are in retail like people. We are not "props" in your little play. Took all I could do not to lay that a**hole out.

That person would have been accurate here in San Francisco [Sodom by the Sea]. That pretty much describes the State government, San Francisco and Hollywood to a tee.

 

[GrauGeist]

I work in the plumbing department at Lowes. So every day is a challenge because every floridiot thinks he can fix the pipes that shattered from the record breaking cold snap we had last winter. Fine. I can walk them through most of it.... until today. I actually had a customer that wanted to sue us because his pipes exploded, (his words), because it got cold. He called me, and my predecessor in this position, all kinds of nasty names because we never told him that North Carolina might experience something called "winter". He said that I don't know who my father is, my mother has loose morals and sells herself, and I am a person that likes to give fellatio other men. I think he has issues. Just say'in!.... Treat the people that are in retail like people. We are not "props" in your little play. Took all I could do not to lay that a**hole out.

I would have wrapped an electrical cord around his neck and called the cops to report an oxygen theft...

 

[Bucksnort101]

Dental appointment this morning to get my right side teeth root planed. Just as the assistant was injecting me with novocaine I took in a breath of air that went down the wrong pipe and immediately felt the urge to cough, you now that feeling when the you can't control it, you just couch several times in a row.
Well thankfully I managed to refrain and avoided having a needle permantely imbedded in my jaw.
Now I just can't feel the right side of my face and I have to keep checking to make sure I'm not drooling out of my mouth or have anything dripping from my nose (Yes, even my nose is numb).
Next Weds. is round 2 on the left hand side, woohoo!!!

 

[fubar57]

You know what's a fun thing to do, immediately after you leave the dentist with a numb face? Go to the pub with your friends and drink beer from a glass. You will keep them laughing for a while.



Geo

 

[Airframes]

Two bl**dy alarms going off all night, the first night I've actually got to sleep for over two months, and nobody attending to them !
They eventually switched off at 08.45 this morning. Then, just as I was dozing off, another bl**dy alarm started, and has been screeching all ****ing day!
What the ****'s the point of having an alarm system if nobody pays attention to it, not even the Police, who have been roaring up and down the road going to **** knows where most of the day, with their stupid sirens wailing cos it makes them feel good, pratts !!

 

[GrauGeist]

Next time that happens, Terry, have a friend go over and spray expanding foam into the siren horn or box...it's take about 2 or 3 minutes, but then peace and quiet will return to the shire!

 

[Wayne Little]

Busy week, little or no time for lunchtime modelling...

 

[Wayne Little]

lost our Lacrosse game today...hoped we could win it...

 

[Airframes]

Just seen the BBC News, covering the blast at a wood processing plant not far from where I live, on Friday morning. Four people are still missing - one of them a good friend of mine, although I haven't seen him for about a year.