WCMUT was me catching a shoplifter. Saw a woman hanging around the tent packs we keep at the front of the store, glancing around everywhere. As I watched her, she just picked it up and walked out with it. So I followed her out (those things weigh a tonne, so she wasn't going anywhere fast) and in the most authoritarian tone I could muster, asked loudly 'excuse me, are you going to pay for that?' She turned around, gave a very casual 'no', handed it back to me and walked off. She seemed to be high on something; I can't understand how people can let themselves get like that. Still, go me!