What Cheered You Up Today?

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Had several bowls of cabbage soup last night and cut the most excruciatingly painful rancid rump ripper in history. It erupted with a crack slapping blap and continued on for several seconds. The dogs next door were so startled that they sniffed their own butts and flies within 100 feet fainted in ecstasy.
 
Wayne Little said:
Couldn't he find the door Karl.....
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I wish mate !
He knew he had it easy here and has been reluctant to leave as he might have to put some hard work in somewhere else, but he he chucked a sickie week before last and i know he was not ill.
so i sent him a letter telling him so and have started disciplinary proceedings against him and now all of a sudden he finds a new job and is leaving !
Hes been doing just enough work to keep himself out of trouble the last two weeks, stirring up crap in the kitchen, he will be lucky i dont put him on his arse before he leaves at this rate !
 
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