Readie
Chief Master Sergeant
Slight correction to John's post - up to Birmingham is reasonable. Around Birmingham is probably acceptable to those who are forced to live there, although the dialect is conducive to suicide.
Once 60 or so miles north of Birmingham, it gets better and better, with the Cheshire plain rising to the hills and moors of the Pennines, and then up to the beautiful Lake District (if they had a lake in the South, they'd try to drink it - probably better than what passes for their beer!). Head East from the Lakes, and you'll find the wonderful, rugged beauty of the Northumberland fells and coast line, with all the castles (built to keep out the ancient southerners, who, back then, realised things were much better 'up North!).
Above that is Scotland. That's where Jan lives, so visit at your own risk .....
Harrison, I have to let you into a little secret...the 'northern English' are completely bonkers. They believe that the cold, uninviting, cheerless and drab part of our sceptred isle they inhabit to be 'lovely'... we southern English allow them their delusions rather like the Scots who think they are truly independent...
For a first time visitor you will be much better off staying in the south as all the real money, taste, poise and culture is here for you to sample.
Just join the queues, don't complain loudly about appalling service and attitude, the cost of everything, the weather or that the trains are late.
Cheers
John