RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
When I was stationed in Hawaii back in the 90's, a stuck hiker requiring airlift out would get slapped with a $20,000 bill (or more, depending on location). For one helicopter. Thank the Lord that nothing serious happened while this guy was tying up resources, but I still think he should be hit for a very sizable chunk of cash (well into the 6-digit range) for sending them on a wild-goose chase. Then put him in General Population and tell everyone he's a virgin, but willing to learn. Just cuz he ticked me off.