8 years up...bigger padded cell soon?

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  1. Wayne Little

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    Well, yesterday I couldn't get on the forum...and it so happened it marked my 8 year stay in the asylum...and was wondering when I get upgraded to a bigger padded cell? :D
     
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    #2 Njaco, Oct 8, 2014
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    oh my.........................

    and I found a pic of Wayne's work station all these years...
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    A bigger padded cell!!?? You've got the whole f*cking south wing to yourself!! For f*ck sake...some people are never happy!

    Here's to another 8 years Master Wayne, at least! :D
     
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    Wayne, the good news is that not only do they pad the cell it's now lined with tin foil
     

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    You kidding? Even his trash by his computer would be well organized!
     
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    #6 fubar57, Oct 8, 2014
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    Congrats on 8 Wayne. I'm making you a cake in the asy..er...facilities kitchen ...

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    Geo
     
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    Don't think that you can beat the last one....which was a hit!

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    I fixed myself a little bitty bacon burger in your honor! Congrats on the 8 years!
     

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    You have pads in your cell??? WTF????
     
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    You've got a cell !??! I'm still in a paper bag, in't middle o road !
    Congrats Wayne.
     
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    Isn't Australia just one big cell?
     
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    Congrats Wayne! Unfortunately the cells don't get any bigger...
     
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    I honestly thought you were the warden...
     
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    Don't know what you'll get after eight years.
    I think I heard muttering about my five years attached to the outside wall will be up in November.
    Do I get moved inside after 5????

    Pllllleeeeeze.
     
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    At least Terry has a paper bag. I'm just tied to a stake in the middle of the yard.......with no water......in the sun. Sure makes for embarrassing bathroom breaks.
     
  16. Wayne Little

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    You Guys crack me up...:lol: But your seriously a great bunch :D and I am most gracious to call you Friends and Brothers...and Sisters...didn't forget you Maria....

    ....I WAS hoping for an extension to the South wing though....for more models...:D
     
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    I've had prostate surgery, I'd be laying in a swamp.

    And Wayne, you would have to donate that wing, and it would be called "Wayne's Oveflow"
     
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