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Maestro · Oct 10, 2006

DerAdlerIstGelandet said:
I know I dont have kids yet, but when me and my wife do have children finally they are going to be my whole world.

Until they reach teenage and start pissing you off by wearing naughty clothes (if it is a girl), start smoking, get some tatoos/piercings, get their first girlfriend/boyfriend and tell you to f*ck off when you ask them to turn down the volume of the music they are listening to.

Ohhh... Kids... Definately not for me.

Chief · Oct 11, 2006

That's why God gave you the back of your hand Maestro.

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Oct 11, 2006

Maestro said:
Until they reach teenage and start pissing you off by wearing naughty clothes (if it is a girl), start smoking, get some tatoos/piercings, get their first girlfriend/boyfriend and tell you to f*ck off when you ask them to turn down the volume of the music they are listening to.

Ohhh... Kids... Definately not for me.

What you just described was me (except the girl stuff). I started smoking, I have tattoos and piercings and got my first ones as a teenager. Granted I did not tell my parents to **** off though.

I am going to raise my kids on the music that I love which is Heavy Metal so I wont have to ask them turn it down.

cheddar cheese · Oct 11, 2006

I cant wait to have kids. Probably when im about 25 or something, so im still fairly young and energetic as they get older and I can join in doing the things they enjoy.

Maestro · Oct 11, 2006

DerAdlerIstGelandet said:
I am going to raise my kids on the music that I love which is Heavy Metal so I wont have to ask them turn it down.

What if they get interrested in Rap and the "Pimp culture" associated to it instead of Heavy Metal ?

cheddar cheese said:
I cant wait to have kids. Probably when im about 25 or something, so im still fairly young and energetic as they get older and I can join in doing the things they enjoy.

25 ? That's pretty young for having kids... Well, at least for me. You're not sure if the girl you're with is *the* girl. What if she leaves you after having two childrens, sue for a divorce and take the kids, the house, the car, half of your pension fund (if you have any) and a generous check every months for the kids... Leaving you with a tiny little apartment with almost no money.

"Fathers for Justice" was not created for nothing !

the lancaster kicks ass · Oct 12, 2006

haha, i was watching a show about Britain's youngest Mums and Dads the other night and i haven't laughed that hard in a while, some of them girls truely were stupid, and their mums weren't much better either..........

cheddar cheese · Oct 12, 2006

Maestro said:
25 ? That's pretty young for having kids... Well, at least for me. You're not sure if the girl you're with is *the* girl. What if she leaves you after having two childrens, sue for a divorce and take the kids, the house, the car, half of your pension fund (if you have any) and a generous check every months for the kids... Leaving you with a tiny little apartment with almost no money.

"Fathers for Justice" was not created for nothing !

Yeah but ive been with my girlfriend for 3 years and we see each other once every 6 weeks or so...I'd say thats commitment I'm pretty sure she's *the* girl, as you put it 8)

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Oct 13, 2006

Maestro said:
What if they get interrested in Rap and the "Pimp culture" associated to it instead of Heavy Metal ?

Aint gonna happen!

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Oct 13, 2006

cheddar cheese said:
Yeah but ive been with my girlfriend for 3 years and we see each other once every 6 weeks or so...I'd say thats commitment I'm pretty sure she's *the* girl, as you put it 8)

Only seeing someone once every 6 weeks is not a lot! In order to be sure you have to live with them my friend. You do not know there habits. Right now you only know what they want you to see because you dont really spend any time with her.

I was with my wife for 3 years and lived with her for a year engaged before we got married. We have been married now for 3.

mkloby · Oct 13, 2006

Like how your wife refuses to put ANYTHING away and just leaves clothes, cups, plates, slippers, shoes, magazines, papers, food and everything else you can think of all over the house so you clean up after her like a maid because the military has ingrained in you the need to field day!

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Oct 13, 2006

Sometimes I wish my wife was like that! Naw just kidding she keeps me from leaving **** all over the place.

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