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12 Angry Bacon
John, nobody wants to hear about your sex life....
Thanks, for coming over to the "dark side" of bacon. It is the only true way....
You leave your mustard unrefrigerated? I used to do that with my mustard and catsup/ketchup, until one day I found worms swimming in my condiments kept in the pantry. No more.
"I love the smell of Bacon in the morning..."