Anyone heard from Crippen?

Medvedya · Aug 13, 2005

Smoked a lot of 'Mars' cigarettes whilst I was there. A bit harsh, but otherwise quite okay.

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Aug 14, 2005

I am sure Ive tried that progocola stuff somewhere.

Crippen · Aug 14, 2005

Med....... what you doing smoking chocolate cigarettes? aint that a tad messy :lol:

DerAdlerIstGelandet · Aug 14, 2005

I used to buy those chocolate candy cigarettes when I was younger and then I switched the real ones. I just recently quit smoking cigarettes though, best thing I ever did. However I still smoke an occasional cigar everyonce in a while.

Crippen · Aug 16, 2005

Well done for giving up. I am VERY impressed. I have never smoked, I watched my parents die as a result of smoking..... I just dont get why anyone would want do that to themselves and those around them.

Though I do share my passive flatulence with anyone willing not to move away from me

. they haven't done tests yet, it could turn out to be equally as bad for those sitting near to me as passive smoking...who knows.
Med you maybe? do you know of any farting tests carried out, or pics of farting that you can share with us

?

Medvedya · Aug 16, 2005

C.C or Skim are better bets for this one I reckon!

Nonskimmer · Aug 16, 2005

While I'm honoured that you thought of me Med, I'll leave this one to CC.

evangilder · Aug 16, 2005

Well, possessing a black belt in flatulence myself, I am happy to report no long term effects of second hand methane. Short term effects, including a malodorous effect, may include burning watery eyes, nausea, a desire to flee the effected area and an incredible urge to open windows.

Depending on food ingested, some of the malodorous effect can leave one believing that some fecal matter has been left someplace in a room. These symptoms will disappear with the presence of fresh air, or a good air freshener. A word of caution on air fresheners though; in some cases it intermixes with the fecal smell resulting in one questioning if someone crapped a christmas tree, or flowers.

Lighting a match to alleviate the odor should be treated with extreme caution. Larger volumes of methane are flammable and depending on the purity of the methane, can lead to explosion.

Pisis · Aug 16, 2005

I quitted smoking some year ago.... it's shit! But I smoke weed form time to time.

Crippen · Aug 17, 2005

Evan..... a lot of thought went onto that hon ( possibly a little toooooo much :lol:

) but thank you.
I shall now only ... share with care

lesofprimus · Aug 17, 2005

cripps, I still need a better mug shot of urself... We have the one with u and the crackers on ur eyes..... Thats it....

Almost as bad as bronsons baby picture....

Almost..

evangilder · Aug 18, 2005

Crippen said:
Evan..... a lot of thought went onto that hon ( possibly a little toooooo much ) but thank you.
I shall now only ... share with care

Sure, share with care, and share them anywhere!

Geez, that sounded like Dr Seuss!

Nonskimmer · Aug 18, 2005

"Loudly and proudly" is my motto.

Any one where you can manage to not sh*t yourself in the process is a good one, really. :lol:

evangilder · Aug 18, 2005

hehe more Dr. Seuss:

If your fart has a lump, you've taken a dump.

Nonskimmer · Aug 18, 2005

If there's liquid in your poop, you've made soup.

Alright, alright, we'd better stop it before CC gets back. :lol:

evangilder · Aug 18, 2005

True, this is getting out of hand! :lol:

Crippen · Aug 18, 2005

Thanks Dr Suess and Nurse Skimmy :lol:

..... I shall bare those things in mind during my next sharing moment 8) .

Les.... are the tiny pics of me not good enough? or did you post that B4 seeing them. Or has the fact of seeing them sent you blind ( or understandably sick

).
(I can find a normal size one soon if need be, Im a bit restricted at the moment as I have a broken colar bone, so give me a few days M8).