syscom3
Pacific Historian
Too bad the spinning blades didn't do an auto-decapitation.
Ceiling Fan Hitting a Mullahs Head
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GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
Whatever he was saying sure upset the fan!
Good stuff, thanks for posting it
Good stuff, thanks for posting it
Konigstiger205
Staff Sergeant
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
Njaco
The Pop-Tart Whisperer
The guy in the audience didn't have a shoe!
Wildcat
Major
Hmm. looks like the sh*ts really hit the fan. Or should it be the other way around?
evangilder
"Shooter"
LOL, Wildcat. Was he just talking about decapitation, by chance?
Lucky13
Forum Mascot
Is the fan alright?
Bucksnort101
2nd Lieutenant
Negative Creep
Staff Sergeant
I think the word I'm looking for is pwned
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Here's the official translation;
"I hereby issue a Fatwah. We must behead anyone who insists Islam is a violent religion."
lesofprimus
Brigadier General
There is justice in this world after all!!!!
How about beheading the Islamists who are violent??? Too bad all these turds dont realize that those 72 virgins are 16 year old boys...
How about beheading the Islamists who are violent??? Too bad all these turds dont realize that those 72 virgins are 16 year old boys...
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syscom3
Pacific Historian
For many of those jihadists, that is what they are hoping for.
Aaron Brooks Wolters
Brigadier General
Your probably rite syscom.
Negative Creep
Staff Sergeant
I notice they never specify what the virgins will look like............
RabidAlien
1st Lieutenant
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syscom3
Pacific Historian
my eyes ....... my eyes ...... they're burning ........
GrauGeist
Generalfeldmarschall zur Luftschiff Abteilung
After getting cut down by U.S. Marines in the desolate mountains of Afghanistan, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Washington, punching Bin-Ladin in the face.
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the neck.
Thomas Jefferson comes up next, and says "You dared to harm my countrymen for your whim and fantasy?" His walking stick falls heavily across Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, Daniel Morgan, Sam Houston, Winfield Scott and others.
As he writhes on the ground, Robert E. Lee and his Generals pick Bin-Ladin up and drag him back toward the gate where he is to be judged, roughing him up every step of the way.
While Osama lay there twitching, a total bloody mess, Gabriel comes along and looks down at the wretch. "What seems to be the problem, Osama?" From a toothless, swollen face he screams "This is not what I was promised!"
The Archangel replied "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?"
Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the neck.
Thomas Jefferson comes up next, and says "You dared to harm my countrymen for your whim and fantasy?" His walking stick falls heavily across Osama's knee.
Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, Daniel Morgan, Sam Houston, Winfield Scott and others.
As he writhes on the ground, Robert E. Lee and his Generals pick Bin-Ladin up and drag him back toward the gate where he is to be judged, roughing him up every step of the way.
While Osama lay there twitching, a total bloody mess, Gabriel comes along and looks down at the wretch. "What seems to be the problem, Osama?" From a toothless, swollen face he screams "This is not what I was promised!"
The Archangel replied "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?"
