Ceiling Fan Hitting a Mullahs Head

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  1. syscom3

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    Too bad the spinning blades didn't do an auto-decapitation.

    :lol:
     

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    Whatever he was saying sure upset the fan! :lol:

    Good stuff, thanks for posting it :)
     
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    The guy in the audience didn't have a shoe!
     
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    I was thinking the same thing...and he only needed one fan. That other guy couldn't hit his target with two shoes...LOL
     
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    Hmm. looks like the sh*ts really hit the fan. Or should it be the other way around?
     
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    LOL, Wildcat. Was he just talking about decapitation, by chance?
     
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    Is the fan alright?
     
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    Did you mean "Looks like the Shi'ite hit the fan" ;)
     
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    I think the word I'm looking for is pwned
     
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    Here's the official translation;

    "I hereby issue a Fatwah. We must behead anyone who insists Islam is a violent religion."
     
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    There is justice in this world after all!!!!

    How about beheading the Islamists who are violent??? Too bad all these turds dont realize that those 72 virgins are 16 year old boys...
     
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    For many of those jihadists, that is what they are hoping for.
     
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    Your probably rite syscom.
     
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    I notice they never specify what the virgins will look like............

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    Heh....I've always questioned that myself....:
     

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    my eyes ....... my eyes ...... they're burning ........


    :lol:
     
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    After getting cut down by U.S. Marines in the desolate mountains of Afghanistan, Osama made his way to the pearly gates. There, he is greeted by George Washington. "How dare you attack the nation I helped conceive!" yells Washington, punching Bin-Ladin in the face.

    Patrick Henry comes up from behind. "You wanted to end the Americans' liberty, so they gave you death!" Henry punches Osama in the neck.

    Thomas Jefferson comes up next, and says "You dared to harm my countrymen for your whim and fantasy?" His walking stick falls heavily across Osama's knee.

    Osama is subject to similar beatings from John Randolph, Daniel Morgan, Sam Houston, Winfield Scott and others.

    As he writhes on the ground, Robert E. Lee and his Generals pick Bin-Ladin up and drag him back toward the gate where he is to be judged, roughing him up every step of the way.

    While Osama lay there twitching, a total bloody mess, Gabriel comes along and looks down at the wretch. "What seems to be the problem, Osama?" From a toothless, swollen face he screams "This is not what I was promised!"

    The Archangel replied "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting for you, idiot. What did you think I said?"
     
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