Greetings from Santa Claus

• Dec 21, 2010

• #1

horseUSA

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This is a note to advise you
That taxes have taken away
The things I find most essential
My workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh
So now I'm making my rounds on a donkey
He's old, crippled, and slow
So you'll know if I don't see you Christmas
I'm out on my ass in the snow

Merry Christmas

 

• Dec 21, 2010

• #2

Erich

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well gal-darnit anyway am still waiting for that Porsche you promised 10 years ago........

 

• Dec 21, 2010

• #3

Airframes

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And I don't care what your name is - get that sleigh off my roof !

 

• Dec 21, 2010

• #4

vikingBerserker

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• Dec 21, 2010

• #5

Njaco

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Anybody have a gun I can borrow? Some darn strange prints in the snow outside my house!

 

• Dec 21, 2010

• #6

Thorlifter

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You can come stay in my guest house, but your leaving those ****ing little elves outside!!!!

 

• Dec 21, 2010

• #7

bobbysocks

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Auchtung, Santa!

 

• Dec 21, 2010

• #8

mikewint

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Thor before you put those elves out in the cold, you should consider something..

 

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• Dec 21, 2010

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BombTaxi

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I can't figure out if the one on the left is real or not But I'm sure my better half would object to that kind of house guest for Christmas

 

• Dec 21, 2010

• #10

mikewint

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Just explain the Theory of Division of Labor. And as a bonus Santa's List! Not only does he know WHO the naughty girls are, he knows WHERE they live!

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #11

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BombTaxi

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I'm pretty sure I had a list like that when I was a student... but that is another matter entirely The young lady on the right would certainly help to boost my Christmas spirit, especially as my holiday doesn't start until 5am on Christmas Eve...

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #12

Thorlifter

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Hmmmm, ok. Bring me the elves and you can stay outside.

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #13

mikewint

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Thor, hope you didn't think Santa was up there at the pole all year with just mrs claus did you

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #14

GrauGeist

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BombTaxi said:

...The young lady on the right would certainly help to boost my Christmas spirit...

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Dunno, I'm kind of partial to purple...and she is well endowed beyond her friend, to boot.

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #15

Gnomey

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That she is. But not being partial to purple I'd be inclined to ask her to loose the purple to get inside

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #16

mikewint

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as long as the inside is pink, it's all good

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #17

lesofprimus

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He did not just go there.....

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #18

bobbysocks

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I'd venture to say its not his first rodeo...

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #19

Aaron Brooks Wolters

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Merry Christmas Horse!

 

• Dec 22, 2010

• #20

RabidAlien

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Heh. Someone needs to unplug their World of Warcraft accounts! After I get done with them, of course...