Greetings from Santa Claus

[horseUSA]

This is a note to advise you
That taxes have taken away
The things I find most essential
My workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh
So now I'm making my rounds on a donkey
He's old, crippled, and slow
So you'll know if I don't see you Christmas
I'm out on my ass in the snow

Merry Christmas

 

[Erich]

well gal-darnit anyway am still waiting for that Porsche you promised 10 years ago........

 

[Airframes]

And I don't care what your name is - get that sleigh off my roof !

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[Njaco]

Anybody have a gun I can borrow? Some darn strange prints in the snow outside my house!

 

[Thorlifter]

You can come stay in my guest house, but your leaving those ****ing little elves outside!!!!

 

[bobbysocks]

Auchtung, Santa!

 

[mikewint]

Thor before you put those elves out in the cold, you should consider something..

 

[BombTaxi]

I can't figure out if the one on the left is real or not But I'm sure my better half would object to that kind of house guest for Christmas

 

[mikewint]

Just explain the Theory of Division of Labor. And as a bonus Santa's List! Not only does he know WHO the naughty girls are, he knows WHERE they live!

 

[BombTaxi]

I'm pretty sure I had a list like that when I was a student... but that is another matter entirely The young lady on the right would certainly help to boost my Christmas spirit, especially as my holiday doesn't start until 5am on Christmas Eve...

 

[Thorlifter]

Hmmmm, ok. Bring me the elves and you can stay outside.

 

[mikewint]

Thor, hope you didn't think Santa was up there at the pole all year with just mrs claus did you

 

[GrauGeist]

...The young lady on the right would certainly help to boost my Christmas spirit...

Dunno, I'm kind of partial to purple...and she is well endowed beyond her friend, to boot.

 

[Gnomey]

That she is. But not being partial to purple I'd be inclined to ask her to loose the purple to get inside

 

[mikewint]

as long as the inside is pink, it's all good

 

[lesofprimus]

He did not just go there.....

 

[bobbysocks]

I'd venture to say its not his first rodeo...

 

[Aaron Brooks Wolters]

Merry Christmas Horse!

 

[RabidAlien]

Heh. Someone needs to unplug their World of Warcraft accounts! After I get done with them, of course...