Greetings from Santa Claus

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  1. horseUSA

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    This is a note to advise you
    That taxes have taken away
    The things I find most essential
    My workshop, my reindeer, my sleigh
    So now I'm making my rounds on a donkey
    He's old, crippled, and slow
    So you'll know if I don't see you Christmas
    I'm out on my ass in the snow

    Merry Christmas
     
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    well gal-darnit anyway am still waiting for that Porsche you promised 10 years ago........
     
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    And I don't care what your name is - get that sleigh off my roof !
     
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    Anybody have a gun I can borrow? Some darn strange prints in the snow outside my house!
     
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    You can come stay in my guest house, but your leaving those ****ing little elves outside!!!!

    :lol:
     
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    Auchtung, Santa!
     
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    Thor before you put those elves out in the cold, you should consider something..
     

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    I can't figure out if the one on the left is real or not :confused: But I'm sure my better half would object to that kind of house guest for Christmas :D:lol:
     
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    Just explain the Theory of Division of Labor. And as a bonus Santa's List! Not only does he know WHO the naughty girls are, he knows WHERE they live!
     
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    I'm pretty sure I had a list like that when I was a student... but that is another matter entirely :lol: The young lady on the right would certainly help to boost my Christmas spirit, especially as my holiday doesn't start until 5am on Christmas Eve...
     
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    Hmmmm, ok. Bring me the elves and you can stay outside.
     
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    Thor, hope you didn't think Santa was up there at the pole all year with just mrs claus did you
     
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    Dunno, I'm kind of partial to purple...and she is well endowed beyond her friend, to boot. :evil4:
     
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    That she is. But not being partial to purple I'd be inclined to ask her to loose the purple to get inside ;)
     
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    as long as the inside is pink, it's all good
     
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    He did not just go there.....
     
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    I'd venture to say its not his first rodeo...
     
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    Merry Christmas Horse!:thumbright:
     
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    Heh. Someone needs to unplug their World of Warcraft accounts! After I get done with them, of course...
     
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