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Forget about planes, SPACE TRAVEL, is the future m'boy! Don't be giving that Comiso 90 any of your money...
...when you can go to the MOON!
Yes that's right, the MOON! I'm organising a trip to the moon and I need a PILOT! I need someone young, adventurous with imagination and flown a Stuka-and I think you have what it takes!
Unfortunately I have to purchase a pilots seat and 'space window' (to see where we're going)-total cost, around $2000. You see my problem?
Don't procrastinate, contact me now, I want to leave on the weekend.
I find that offensive - I don't smoke.
You XXXX drinking, upside down digging, dingo loving, kangeroo sucking, stupid accent con man ! There I said it , now have at you !