It shouldn't happen to a Chef !

[special ed]

Perhaps they should eat before they come to dinner.

 

[rochie]

See what happens when there is no ketchup?

too much ketchup i think !

 

[Njaco]

Not sure if this belongs here and I hope Rochie allows it but.....
Back in the early 1990's, I was newly married. One day I come home from work and she thought she would make a dinner and made beef goulash. But she didn't think it was right, saying it required too much pepper. I was so fecking hungry, I didn't care. "Fetch me yon meaty combustables!" But she was right. I about choked on the amount of pepper so I asked for the recipe. She hands me a book and I'm reading and I ask her how much beef did she use? She said "One pound." I said, "Well that's interesting since it requires 8lbs!!" She didn't really read the recipe and used the amount of pepper for 8lbs of meat.

 

[GTX]

Not sure if this belongs here and I hope Rochie allows it but.....
Back in the early 1990's, I was newly married. One day I come home from work and she thought she would make a dinner and made beef goulash. But she didn't think it was right, saying it required too much pepper. I was so fecking hungry, I didn't care. "Fetch me yon meaty combustables!" But she was right. I about choked on the amount of pepper so I asked for the recipe. She hands me a book and I'm reading and I ask her how much beef did she use? She said "One pound." I said, "Well that's interesting since it requires 8lbs!!" She didn't really read the recipe and used the amount of pepper for 8lbs of meat.

I had a somewhat similar experience but involved crushed chilli instead of pepper...never has a tub of sour cream tasted so good.

 

[rochie]

Here's the offending beef dish.

 

[Vic Balshaw]

Those people are unreal.

 

[fubar57]

Those people are unreal.

That should probably read " Thos peeple are ar unreel"

 

[SaparotRob]

That looks worth roundtrip air fare for a taste!

 

[Njaco]

Yeah, I would pay 20 pounds for that. With some good atmosphere and funny accents - bring it on!!!

 

[herman1rg]

Only four chips??

 

[SaparotRob]

...and no ketchup.

 

[Vic Balshaw]

I served up a lemon and olive chicken casserole tonight with air fried potato wedges and steamed vegetables. I received complaints as there were only four potato wedges on the plate!.......................................now I ask you....................................what was wrong with that?

 

[herman1rg]

I served up a lemon and olive chicken casserole tonight with air fried potato wedges and steamed vegetables. I received complaints as there were only four potato wedges on the plate!.......................................now I ask you....................................what was wrong with that?

I expect it depends on the size of the potatoes to begin with

 

[rochie]

B*****d's !

 

[N4521U]

A simple potato and leek soup!

 

[special ed]

Let them dig up their own damn potatoes.

 

[rochie]

Table of 13 in last night, had pre ordered.
Some hadn't ordered a starter, but the food and beverage manager came in and asked if they could add a starter on to the pre ordrr.

Sure i said, what do they want ?

They want the duck, but gluten free, she says.

Can't do gluten free duck, i respond.

Why not ?

Because we dont have f###ing duck on the menu !

 

[Wayne Little]

Tell them to Duck off.....

 

[rochie]

more annoyed the F&B manager just passed it along, she should've known we dont have duck on the menu !

 

[Wayne Little]

More training needed my friend.