Psh, Miss Teen USA, I know of several girls better looking than her, and they have the advantage of not being from Montana. She's plain, but hey, I'd hit it without complaints.
"I wouldn't crawl over a mile of crushed glass on my belly just to blow a load in her shadow. But if she happened to fall naked at my feet, well I wouldn't waste any time."
what i don't get is why people go crazy over a tan? years ago they would go to huge lengths to look white and i can't stand tans, much prefer a more pale chick......
haha, christ i've forgotten her name already but i've just remembered the chick that came to leaver's day with her tan dripping off her... classic, but no even a bit of a tan doesn't look right, i'll have a moonface any day