Matt308
Glock Perfection
I hear yah. Kissing a smoker is like licking an ashtray. No arguments here.
Katie Blair Crowned Miss Teen USA 2006
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Matt308
Glock Perfection
Jakal, what does Miss SA look like? Or is there such a thing? I know that Donald Trump owns the Miss Universe business. Not sure who owns the Miss America franchise. What a gig. At least in Miss Universe, they put GREAT emphasis on the swimwear aspects of the competition. In Miss America, the liberal feminazis want red blooded males to focus upon the contestants shallow aspirations for curing landmine disease is countries no one has heard of.
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
well personally i'd say the 4th one down 
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Well okay, they're comparable but still, my girl is my girl. 
Matt308
Glock Perfection
It's interesting that the older I get, what used to be very picky criteria on how a woman looks is less and less important to me. Not sure what that really means though.
Where's my beer...
Where's my beer...
Nonskimmer
Captain
How much do they charge?Pisis said:
AAAHHH-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! Ah, I'm just too damn funny!
Delusional
Airman
Lanc,
Have you ever actually watched a pageant? Those girls are usually ivy league bound. In fact, Wikipedia states that Katie was a member of the National Honor Society (requires good grades). Not saying the whole business isn't superficial, but they're far from dumb. Girls on those curcuits have to smart, cute, and talented. That's a package deal right there.
Have you ever actually watched a pageant? Those girls are usually ivy league bound. In fact, Wikipedia states that Katie was a member of the National Honor Society (requires good grades). Not saying the whole business isn't superficial, but they're far from dumb. Girls on those curcuits have to smart, cute, and talented. That's a package deal right there.
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Uh, far from dumb? You can't say that in general...
[QUOTE="Matt"308]It's interesting that the older I get, what used to be very picky criteria on how a woman looks is less and less important to me. Not sure what that really means though.
Where's my beer...[/QUOTE]Hehe, I was never too picky which provided me many different girls.
Though now I'm in a long term relationship and happy. 
[QUOTE="Matt"308]It's interesting that the older I get, what used to be very picky criteria on how a woman looks is less and less important to me. Not sure what that really means though.
Where's my beer...[/QUOTE]Hehe, I was never too picky which provided me many different girls.
Though now I'm in a long term relationship and happy. 
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
No no no. Not "she" but "sheep".
We live in a coastal town just out of Auckland city, and get shed loads of tourists coming through, and even more sheep jokes.
A while back I was helping a bloke I know drive some sheep down the road changing paddocks when an Aussie tourist started throwing the usual "sheep" jokes around loudly.
Now this guy is about 55 and has heard it all before, he wanders over to the Aussie and said.
"You may not realise this but New Zealand has a tradition, on every boys 16th birthday they get a sheep. This is so they can de-stress without getting our young girls pregnant."
Before the Aussie can reply he continues.
"They are allowed to keep them for two years, after that we slaughter the sheep, and export the bugger to Australia."
Aussie family looked real GREEN as they drove off.
A while back I was helping a bloke I know drive some sheep down the road changing paddocks when an Aussie tourist started throwing the usual "sheep" jokes around loudly.
Now this guy is about 55 and has heard it all before, he wanders over to the Aussie and said.
"You may not realise this but New Zealand has a tradition, on every boys 16th birthday they get a sheep. This is so they can de-stress without getting our young girls pregnant."
Before the Aussie can reply he continues.
"They are allowed to keep them for two years, after that we slaughter the sheep, and export the bugger to Australia."
Aussie family looked real GREEN as they drove off.
Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Hehe.
Blonde and intelligent an unusual package...
Anyway lanc how can you call her a dog??? Oh wait she isn't a sheep...
Anyway lanc how can you call her a dog??? Oh wait she isn't a sheep...
FLYBOYJ
"THE GREAT GAZOO"
cheddar cheese
Major General
Maybe shes a sheepdog...
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
boom boom but no i don't this she was anything too amazing....
but no i don't this she was anything too amazing....
Maestro
Master Sergeant
How in the Hell did I miss this thread ? 
Anyway, that Montana girl is pretty hot. If they all look like that in the US I'm going to ask for my Green Card tomorrow morning !
I would do her all night long...
And Lanc, what the Hell did you smoke to NOT find her attractive ? May be you could post the picture of a girl you think is hot...
Anyway, that Montana girl is pretty hot. If they all look like that in the US I'm going to ask for my Green Card tomorrow morning !
I would do her all night long...
And Lanc, what the Hell did you smoke to NOT find her attractive ? May be you could post the picture of a girl you think is hot...
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
- 19,937
- Dec 20, 2003
no, because all your tastes are so bad you'd never agree anyway, plus CC would rip it out of me
