Well, that last picture makes me think being blind ain't such a bad thing!
Somethings rotten in Denmark, or Glasgow, or Sweden, or, well everywhere, it's just rotten I tell you.
It lives!
"Igor, hold it still whilst I do the final implant."
"What is it master?"
"A simple incision to remove the Guinness meter ....oh, b*ll*cks!" "Stop him Igor, stop him, quickly ...."