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Broken down so simplistically
there'd be no plot to Lord of the Rings
Beardy geezer invades Middle Earth. Middle Earth fights back. Beardy geezer loses.
The Eastern Front saw some titanic battles and would require no exaggeration or dramatisation.
Case closed. CG B-24's, Massive Climax at Ploesti, Credits Roll with MOH list. I would even let them put me in it!
Opening shot: A couple of B-24's thunder low over two officers standing in the desert temporarily interrupting their discussion of the upcoming mission. Camera angel changes to reveal practice bombs being dropped on refinery mockup in distance behind them. Back to the officers...
Mini series a la Band of Brothers, for the Battle of Britain - showing the struggles, combat and all, on both sides.
Now that's something I'd love to see!
Absolutely. Using members of this forum as the actors. I can see it now.
The Far Too Few Who Flew
Plucky Swede Jan joins the RAF in its hour of need. Pausing only to fill his Spitfire with black market whisky and stealing a kiss from WAAF Biker Babe he takes on the might of the Luftwaffe. RAF 1 Luftwaffe 0 after extra time and penalty shoot out.
Rated PG.
And that, is a classic "burn"!!...Have a drink of channel water, Jan!
Maxi, you've got it all wrong!
Action Lady BikerBabe joins the Luftwaffe to fight the Tommys, and with all her skill, cunning and superior intelligence, she downs Plucky Swede Jan (- flying for the sissy RAF), circling with her trusty wingman to confirm the victory, while watching the smoldering debris falling from Jan's plane in the wake of BB's trusty Bf 109E-4/N, while Jan bails out, shaken and on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Luftwaffe 1 - RAF 0.
Have a drink of channel water, Jan!
Trusty wingman? Who gets to play best supporting actor then?
Absolutely. Using members of this forum as the actors. I can see it now.
The Far Too Few Who Flew
Plucky Swede Jan joins the RAF in its hour of need. Pausing only to fill his Spitfire with black market whisky and stealing a kiss from WAAF Biker Babe he takes on the might of the Luftwaffe. RAF 1 Luftwaffe 0 after extra time and penalty shoot out.
Rated PG.
Maxi, you've got it all wrong!
Action Lady BikerBabe joins the Luftwaffe to fight the Tommys, and with all her skill, cunning and superior intelligence, she downs Plucky Swede Jan (- flying for the sissy RAF), circling with her trusty wingman to confirm the victory, while watching the smoldering debris falling from Jan's plane in the wake of BB's trusty Bf 109E-4/N, while Jan bails out, shaken and on the verge of a mental breakdown.
Luftwaffe 1 - RAF 0.
Have a drink of channel water, Jan!
And that, is a classic "burn"!!
I think I'd pay to see BikerBabe's version!
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