Official Chav Thread.

• Nov 15, 2005

• #201

102first_hussars

Tech Sergeant

2,088

10

Oct 3, 2005

Edmonton,Alberta

Enema or Edema?

 

• Nov 15, 2005

• #202

evangilder

"Shooter"

19,049

208

Sep 17, 2004

Moorpark, CA

www.vg-photo.com

Nonskimmer said:

I've already purged for this evening, thanks. Had a good crap about an hour and a half ago.

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Did you ever take a crap so big, your pants fit better?

 

• Nov 15, 2005

• #203

102first_hussars

Tech Sergeant

2,088

10

Oct 3, 2005

Edmonton,Alberta

Ive taken a crap where I felt twenty pounds lighter and could fit
Rosy Odonnell in my bowel.

 

• Nov 15, 2005

• #204

Nonskimmer

Captain

8,620

9

Nov 11, 2004

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Did it leave stretch marks?

 

• Nov 15, 2005

• #205

T

trackend

Chief Master Sergeant

3,962

23

Dec 20, 2003

Ipswich, Suffolk

Only across me face.
Oh sorry Skim I thought you was talking to me.

 

• Nov 15, 2005

• #206

Nonskimmer

Captain

8,620

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Nov 11, 2004

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Your face, eh?

 

• Nov 16, 2005

• #207

T

trackend

Chief Master Sergeant

3,962

23

Dec 20, 2003

Ipswich, Suffolk

Well Skim I've been told so many times I talk shit I mis-construed your remark

 

• Nov 16, 2005

• #208

Erich

the old Sage

13,035

784

May 20, 2004

Platonic Sphere

time for a Colonostopy then ?

Oppppps, sorry wrong thread I think ............ Boit !

 

• Nov 16, 2005

• #209

cheddar cheese

Major General

20,265

21

Jan 9, 2004

WSM, England

plan_D said:

Yes, tried ...you didn't actually think they'd succeed in mugging me, did you? While I was waiting for a bus home, two came up demanded money ...one ended up on the floor, I got kicked in the stomach ...and in the end, they ran off and I caught my bus. I shouldn't really call it a mugging attempt - more of a normal scrot attack. They broke my watch though.

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When they demanded money, did they not even have any form of weapon as a threat?

 

• Nov 16, 2005

• #210

lesofprimus

Brigadier General

18,831

47

Jul 27, 2004

Long Island Native in Mississippi

ihatemeatballs.com

I never had any doubt in my mind pD that u would take care of what needed taking care of.... Just concerned is all.... Glad to see u had ur Doc Martins on...

Stompin Time!!!

 

• Nov 16, 2005

• #211

Pisis

2nd Lieutenant

5,813

38

Nov 3, 2004

Praga Mater Urbium

*romper stomper*

 

• Nov 16, 2005

• #212

102first_hussars

Tech Sergeant

2,088

10

Oct 3, 2005

Edmonton,Alberta

Nonskimmer said:

Did it leave stretch marks?

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Oh no, I used to weigh more than her back in highschoool, so everything was already stretched, I will tell you this though,
even in my system she still talked to much, could not digest a word.

 

• Nov 17, 2005

• #213

Nonskimmer

Captain

8,620

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Nov 11, 2004

Halifax, Nova Scotia

I'll bet she stank too.

 

• Nov 17, 2005

• #214

102first_hussars

Tech Sergeant

2,088

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Oct 3, 2005

Edmonton,Alberta

Not as bad as Roseane did

 

• Nov 17, 2005

• #215

Nonskimmer

Captain

8,620

9

Nov 11, 2004

Halifax, Nova Scotia

Jesus man, they could probably drive a bus through that hole of yours.

 

• Nov 17, 2005

• #216

102first_hussars

Tech Sergeant

2,088

10

Oct 3, 2005

Edmonton,Alberta

Not a bus, A Halfton maybe

 

• Nov 17, 2005

• #217

Nonskimmer

Captain

8,620

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Nov 11, 2004

Halifax, Nova Scotia

C'mon now, don't sell yourself short.

 

• Nov 17, 2005

• #218

102first_hussars

Tech Sergeant

2,088

10

Oct 3, 2005

Edmonton,Alberta

I thought we were talking diameter not length.

 

• Nov 17, 2005

• #219

Nonskimmer

Captain

8,620

9

Nov 11, 2004

Halifax, Nova Scotia

What, your colon hangs down to the floor?

 

• Nov 17, 2005

• #220

102first_hussars

Tech Sergeant

2,088

10

Oct 3, 2005

Edmonton,Alberta

No but my gun does