P-38 Would Be Proud

[the lancaster kicks ass]

if he thinks telling his girlfriend that her name is also the name of a penis enlarger is a good idea he deserves to be dumped...........

 

[Pisis]

Yeah.

I hate the "word" "pwn3d".......

 

[P38 Pilot]

Holy shit! That was awesome Alder! Yeah I get it now.

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

I know, my classmate was asked by his GF to look for the meaning of her name, then I looked it up in the Urban Dictionary, and i aw Sarah- another name for a penis enlarger... then i told my classmate who then told it to his GF who then dumped him, and damn it why are some ppl having girlfiriends at such an early age!!?!?!?

Good job looma. What a great friend you are, becauseSarah does not mean penis enlarger. You just fucked your buddy. If I was your friend, and the same age as you and you had done that to me effectivly knocking of my only chance at getting laid before I was 30, I would have kicked your ass.

Here is the definition of Sarah as per the Urban Dictionay:

A girl who is so perfect that even being near her makes one happier. A girl who's personality is so kind and caring that it makes Jesus look like a demon, and is loving and considerate of the other rather than herself. She forgives all and cannot hate, unless it's a really bad band. A person who makes the impossible possible. She also has a unique sense of everything, making herself an individual in both music and fashion, and though her music is not commonly appreciated by pop lovers, it's loved by her friends, who some way or another have gained from her friendship. In short, A mortal divinity. The most wonderful person in the world that one would be greatful even to look upon

*Sarah walks by*
n00b:OMG!!!11!1 It's liek Sarah!!!11!!1

tags sarah jesus incarnate angel perfect



A Hebrew word meaning Princess

Sarah's so gorgeous!

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

that's not the description of the only sarah i know, but damn looma you just fucked it up for him!

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

LOL, Yeap way to fuck your buddy.

 

[Pisis]

LOL

 

[Gnomey]

 

[plan_D]

That is creepy. My girlfriend is called Sarah, and that's an extremely accurate description of her.

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

damn that dictionary

well... i never really liked that guy anyways
thats why i told him

btw... adler he wasnt my friend he was

...my definition of my classmates this year
-some idiot who happens to be in the same room as you are in the first day of the school year... my classmates were idiots, we had the mot number of cases of fighting, porn, etc.

*i say something dirty*
Mom: "is that what they teach you in school"
Me: "yup, depends on who 'they' are, the teachers or the classmates?

 

[Henk]

You guys love to fuck with someones head.

In SA we say Poonani or Poes ( Afrikaans ). You can say your moms........ In Afrikaans it is "jou ma se poes" usually used by the collard folk from the Cape Flats, but if you say that to someone you will be in hospital for a few months.

Ag ja we SA curse a lot and there are very powerfull ones, but if I teach you guys them how would we curse the tourists .

Henk

 

[DerAdlerIstGelandet]

Well either way Looma, good job and remind me never to let you talk to my wife or anything. You will tell her that the name Veronika means nasty vagina or something like that, because well that is what 12 year olds come up with when they dont know what to say or something.

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

dude, i ain't lying, probably that is what the Urban Dictionary used to say or something

 

[lesofprimus]

Or something???

Something????

That was so lame I cant even think of a suitable slam....

 

[Maestro]

I just found that by typing "Urban Dictionary" on Google.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/

Try to find your name. I typed mine in... If ever I find the asshole who wrote that sh*t about my name, I'm gonna kick his ass until you can see my foot getting out from his mouth.

 

[Pisis]

"David is undefined"

 

[cheddar cheese]

1. Daniel - a funny, kind-hearted person with a good morals and, often, owns a cape!

"That Johnny Depp, he's quite a little DANIEL"




2. daniel

an unbelievably sexy person

"hey there goes daniel"
"let's go chase him"
"yea sure!"

Wow, damn accurate website...

 

[Nonskimmer]

These are true enough.

Wayne

- very nice guy
"thanks for being such a wayne!"

-Wayne has a small head but a big penis

- Best Guy ever, sweet, funny and SWEET oh my gosh is he sweet
wayne is the best guy ever!!!!!




I'm not too sure about these ones though.

- In Pittsburgh "wayne" is used as slang for cigarette.
"Can a bum a wayme?
We were just chillin at the bar and this skeezer walked up and asked for a wayne.
Yo, I'm almost outta waynes be need to hit up Co Go's B."

- The typical name for a chav pikey townie ned kev. Usually has a girlfriend called Sharron, lives on a council estate and drives either a Ford Escort or a Vauxhall Nova.

Barry: Hey Wayne, let's go cruising round town in our shitty car and shout at young skanky girls.
Wayne: Yeah nice one Barry, we're fucking ace!
Random Passer By: What a complete pair of chavs!

- A scrawny, nerdy, caucasin male; obsessed with video games; wears computer humor shirts and shirts from the 80's to try and be cool and act ghetto. Also drives a 240sx, because he thinks it's cool and everyone else is doing it. Proceed with caution: shoot at first sight.

Boy: Hey, wanna com over and play video games?
Girl: Umm.. no thanks.
Other Boy: You're such a flip'n wayne. GOSH!

 

[Pisis]

lol

 

[lesofprimus]

Quote:
1. Daniel - a funny, kind-hearted person with a good morals and, often, owns a cape!

"That Johnny Depp, he's quite a little DANIEL"

2. daniel

an unbelievably sexy person

"hey there goes daniel"
"let's go chase him"
"yea sure!"

Wow, damn accurate website...

You're damn right it is....