Post your Christmas and Holidays wishes....

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  1. bobbysocks

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    To All in the Forum: Hope you have a Merry Christmas / Joyous Holiday Season. May the New Year bring you Peace, Prosperity, and
    Good Health.

    Dale

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  2. paletteone

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    A Merry Christmas and health, happiness and prosperity to all in the New Year as well!
     

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    I want a Horton 229, Me262, Ta 183, and Mustang!
     
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    Dang. I was gonna say "world peace" and the Swedish Bikini Team, but I gotta admit, J-Dog's list is very tempting. I'll take the 229, 262, and I'll swap a Mossie and a Lightning for the rest. All piloted/crewed by the Swedish Bikini Team, of course.
     
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    T'was the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...
    How to live in a world that's politically correct?
    His workers no longer would answer to "Elves".
    "Vertically Challenged" they were calling themselves.
    And labour conditions at the North Pole
    were alleged by the union to stifle the soul.

    Four reindeer had vanished, without much propriety,
    Released to the wilds by the Humane Society.
    And equal employment had made it quite clear
    That Santa had better not use just reindeer.
    So Dancer and Donner, Comet and Cupid
    Were replaced with 4 pigs, and you know that looked stupid!

    The runners had been removed from his sleigh;
    The ruts were termed dangerous by the E.P.A.
    And people had started to call for the cops
    When they heard sled noises on their rooftops.
    Second-hand smoke from his pipe had his workers quite frightened.
    His fur trimmed red suit was called "Unenlightened."

    And to show you the strangeness of life's ebbs and flows,
    Rudolf was suing over unauthorised use of his nose
    And had gone on Geraldo, in front of the nation,
    Demanding millions in over-due compensation.
    So, half of the reindeer were gone; and his wife,
    Who suddenly said she'd enough of this life,

    Joined a self-help group, packed, and left in a whiz,
    Demanding from now on her title was Ms.
    And as for the gifts, why, he'd never had a notion
    That making a choice could cause so much commotion.
    Nothing of leather, nothing of fur,
    Which meant nothing for him. And nothing for her.

    Nothing that might be construed to pollute.
    Nothing to aim, Nothing to shoot.
    Nothing that clamoured or made lots of noise.
    Nothing for just girls, or just for the boys.
    Nothing that claimed to be gender specific.
    Nothing that's warlike or non-pacifistic.

    No candy or sweets...they were bad for the tooth.
    Nothing that seemed to embellish a truth.
    And fairy tales, while not yet forbidden,
    Were like Ken and Barbie, better off hidden.
    For they raised the hackles of those psychological
    Who claimed the only good gift was one ecological.

    No baseball, no football...someone could get hurt;
    Besides, playing sports exposed kids to dirt.
    Dolls were said to be sexist, and should be passe;
    And Nintendo would rot your entire brain away.
    So Santa just stood there, dishevelled, perplexed;
    He just could not figure out what to do next.

    He tried to be merry, tried to be gay,
    But you've got to be careful with that word today.
    His sack was quite empty, limp to the ground;
    Nothing fully acceptable was to be found.
    Something special was needed, a gift that he might
    Give to all without angering the left or the right.

    A gift that would satisfy, with no indecision,
    Each group of people, every religion;
    Every ethnicity, every hue,
    Everyone, everywhere...even you.
    So here is that gift, it's price beyond worth...
    May you and your loved ones, enjoy peace on Earth.
     

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    I wanna wake up on Dec. 22, 2012.
     
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    Mayan hater. :rolleyes: :lol:
     
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    I don't like catsup
    I don't like mustard
    but I like Mayan Nays!
     
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    Dearest Lord. :lol:
     
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    Everything good for everyone here....

    I would like for myownself,
    an improvement in my reading comprehension........
     
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    That sound perfectly cromulent, Bill. I applaud your effort, you have my most enthusiastic contrafribularities!
    Happy Hollidays to all!
     
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    ...well. That brings things to a comminute now doesn't.
     

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    #14 J dog, Dec 20, 2012
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    Amen to that! RabidAlien!
     
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    Happy Holidays everyone!
     
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    Now if I put this into Google translate into English, will it make sense?
     
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    Try "Simsons" for the first, and "Blackadder" for the next. And a most sincere "Happy Holidays" from me to you!
     
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    Ditto
     

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    Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year when it arrives! :D Just in case that I'm, eeerrrmmmm.....unavailable.. :lol:
     
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    #20 Aaron Brooks Wolters, Dec 21, 2012
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    Your starting to sound like a true southerner Chris.:lol:
    I hope you all are blessed.
     
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