A young Polar bear goes to his mum and says 'Hey mum, am I really a Polar bear?'
'Why, Of course, son' she says.
'Oh... REALLY a Polar bear?'
'Yes, of course!' She answers 'REALLY a Polar bear!'
'But there are other sorts of bears, you know. You sure I'm not a Brown bear or Panda or something?'
'Of course not! You are a POLAR bear!'
'I don't get it...' he says '...are you SURE I'm a Polar bear?'
'Enough!!' she says. 'Son, you are a Polar bear. A real Polar bear. No other type of Bear, but a POLAR bear, alright?! Why on earth are you asking such a stupid question?'
He looks at her miserably and says 'COS' I'M BLOODY FREEZING!!!!'
(This post was kindly sponsored by the 'Give an old joke a home' foundation. Thankyou for your attention.
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