An Englishman is floating in a life-boat on the sea after a shipwreck.A Frenchman,saved from another shipwreck an hour ago,has just joined him.
- How long have you been floating? - asks the Frenchman.
- For a month.
- And how can you bear this?
- I'm surprised myself.I'm especially bored at the weekends.
I was talking with some people the other day and this guy kept ranting about his softball team and how good of a ball player he is. It was starting to get boaring but this blowhard kept yapping. To keep the conversation going he asked me if I do any "physical activities." I looked at him and said, "Yea, I fly airplanes, and it takes two balls to do that!"
The chief of a tribe of cannibals went on holiday.According to his shaman's advice he bought a ticket on a luxury ship setting on a cruise around the world.
During the first supper at the capitan's table a steward passed him the menu.
- I'm not interested in this - said the chief - bring me a list of passengers,please.