Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2! (7 Viewers)

[v2]

 

[Wildcat]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Pisis]

Kinda racist joke...

 

[cheddar cheese]

Funny though

 

[Wurger]

Yeap

An Englishman is floating in a life-boat on the sea after a shipwreck.A Frenchman,saved from another shipwreck an hour ago,has just joined him.
- How long have you been floating? - asks the Frenchman.
- For a month.
- And how can you bear this?
- I'm surprised myself.I'm especially bored at the weekends.

 

[Pisis]

Hehe. But it should be "a life boat" not "-belt".

 

[FLYBOYJ]

I was talking with some people the other day and this guy kept ranting about his softball team and how good of a ball player he is. It was starting to get boaring but this blowhard kept yapping. To keep the conversation going he asked me if I do any "physical activities." I looked at him and said, "Yea, I fly airplanes, and it takes two balls to do that!"

 

[Pisis]

And what was his reaction?

 

[Wildcat]

nice one Joe!

 

[Gnomey]

Joe!

 

[FLYBOYJ]

And what was his reaction?

He shut his yap and walked away!!!

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wurger]

Hehe. But it should be "a life boat" not "-belt".

As you can see thinking can be faster than writing.

 

[Wurger]

The husband's return.

 

[v2]

 

[loomaluftwaffe]

remember those comics we posted a few days back? i found out that they had movies too

C&H #1, the sign
The sign part 2

 

[Wurger]

Horror.

 

[Wurger]

The chief of a tribe of cannibals went on holiday.According to his shaman's advice he bought a ticket on a luxury ship setting on a cruise around the world.
During the first supper at the capitan's table a steward passed him the menu.
- I'm not interested in this - said the chief - bring me a list of passengers,please.

 

[Wildcat]

Ha ha, reminds me of another cannoble joke.

What did the cannible do after he dumped his girlfriend?


He wiped his arse!




Yeah pretty lame I know.