Alright Lanc, D@mnit.
A 90-year old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better...
I have an
18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you
think of that?"
The doctor replied,
"I have a friend who is a hunter and never
misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his
umbrella by mistake.
When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised
his umbrella
and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead.
What do you think of
that?"
The 90-year old said,
"I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."