Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!
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Matt308
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Brilliant! Uuuhhhhgg. What a day. 
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Pisis
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OMG, thats one piece of ****....
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2nd Lieutenant
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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that hitler in his bunker thing's one of the most surreal thing's i've ever seen if only i could understand german, can someone give the general gist? i made out luftwaffe i think and that's it........
if only i could understand german, can someone give the general gist? i made out luftwaffe i think and that's it........
Matt308
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Borat
No wonder most of the world hates americans. How can those two old dolts be so arrogant to believe that someone from Kazakhstan is inherently that freaking stupid. I bet there is more backlash from this movie than will be immediately realized.
No wonder most of the world hates americans. How can those two old dolts be so arrogant to believe that someone from Kazakhstan is inherently that freaking stupid. I bet there is more backlash from this movie than will be immediately realized.
Matt308
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Matt308
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>>>>>> A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a
>>>>>> brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the
>>>>>> world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and
>>>>>> stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years
>>>>>> old, pulls up next to him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What
>>>>>> kind of car ya' got there sonny?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
>>>>>> dollars!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
>>>>>> much?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
>>>>>> young dude proudly.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in
>>>>>> the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the
>>>>>> old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick
>>>>>> with my moped!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old
>>>>>> man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds,
>>>>>> the speedometer reads 160mph.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to
>>>>>> be
>>>>>> getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and
>>>>>> suddenly,
>>>>>> WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young
>>>>>> man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up
>>>>>> to 250mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on
>>>>>> the moped! Amazed that a moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it
>>>>>> more gas and passes the moped at 275mph.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
>>>>>> old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old
>>>>>> guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to
>>>>>> 320mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him
>>>>>> again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
>>>>>> demolishing the rear end.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man
>>>>>> is still alive.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there
>>>>>> anything I can do for you?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook... my...
>>>>>> suspenders... from... your... side-view mirror.
>>>>>> brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the
>>>>>> world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and
>>>>>> stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years
>>>>>> old, pulls up next to him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What
>>>>>> kind of car ya' got there sonny?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
>>>>>> dollars!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
>>>>>> much?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
>>>>>> young dude proudly.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in
>>>>>> the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the
>>>>>> old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick
>>>>>> with my moped!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old
>>>>>> man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds,
>>>>>> the speedometer reads 160mph.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to
>>>>>> be
>>>>>> getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and
>>>>>> suddenly,
>>>>>> WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young
>>>>>> man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up
>>>>>> to 250mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on
>>>>>> the moped! Amazed that a moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it
>>>>>> more gas and passes the moped at 275mph.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
>>>>>> old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old
>>>>>> guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to
>>>>>> 320mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him
>>>>>> again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
>>>>>> demolishing the rear end.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man
>>>>>> is still alive.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there
>>>>>> anything I can do for you?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook... my...
>>>>>> suspenders... from... your... side-view mirror.
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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didn't see that coming 
cheddar cheese
Major General
Afraid I did 
Most of the time I was just outraged at the performance figures of said Ferrari though, which someone as sad as me finds funnier than the actual joke
Most of the time I was just outraged at the performance figures of said Ferrari though, which someone as sad as me finds funnier than the actual joke 
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Matt308
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Afraid I did
Yeah I almost changed them. But then again, they are what they are. Too much effort. Besides, I could never fool you CC. You are much to clever.
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