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Pierre, the French fighter pilot

Pierre, a French fighter pilot, takes his girlfriend, Marie, out for a pleasant little picnic by the river Seine. It is a beautiful day and love is in the air, so Marie leans over to Pierre and says: "Pierre, kiss me".

So our hero grabs a bottle of red wine and splashes it on Marie's lips.

"What are you doing, Pierre?" shrieks Marie.

"Well, my name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have red meat I like to have red wine!"

His answer is good enough for Marie and things begin to heat up. So she says: "Pierre, kiss me lower."

Our hero rips off her blouse, grabs a bottle of white wine and starts pouring it all over her bosom.

"Pierre, what are you doing" she says.

"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I have white meat I like to have white wine!"

They resume their passionate interlude and things really steam up. Marie leans over once more and softly whispers into Pierre's ear..."Pierre, kiss me lower."

Pierre tears off her underwear, grabs a bottle of Cognac and sprinkles it all over her private region. He then grabs a match and lights it on fire.

Patting the flames out furiously, Marie screams, "PIERRE, WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!!?"

"My name is Pierre, the French fighter pilot, and when I go down, I go down in flames!"
 
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Yesterday we took our 2 1/2 year old son to Glenbrook Vintage Railway for the Bi-Annual "Thomas the Tank Engine" day.

Lots to see and do, and a 1 hour train ride behind a 4-8-4-4 steam engine was on order for the day.

The young fella likes his "tomas" as he calls him, and gets pretty close on the names of all the other engines.

Walking along the platform with him perched on my shoulders looking round and going "WOW" every couple of seconds, we were in a reasonable sized crowd.

Now in the past when Sir Topam Hat aka "The Fat Controller" appears on TV, Adam would just point at him and say "WOW".

So why was it yesterday he thought he had best try it as we passed a large gentlemen dressed up as The Fat Controller in the crowd.

Suddenly, all everyone heard was....

"The Fat Cont"

Apparently he has trouble with the "roller" bit.

Mum went bright red, Dad just about peed his pants laughing as we walked off. :twisted:
 
Yesterday we took our 2 1/2 year old son to Glenbrook Vintage Railway for the Bi-Annual "Thomas the Tank Engine" day.

Lots to see and do, and a 1 hour train ride behind a 4-8-4-4 steam engine was on order for the day.

The young fella likes his "tomas" as he calls him, and gets pretty close on the names of all the other engines.

Walking along the platform with him perched on my shoulders looking round and going "WOW" every couple of seconds, we were in a reasonable sized crowd.

Now in the past when Sir Topam Hat aka "The Fat Controller" appears on TV, Adam would just point at him and say "WOW".

So why was it yesterday he thought he had best try it as we passed a large gentlemen dressed up as The Fat Controller in the crowd.

Suddenly, all everyone heard was....

"The Fat Cont"

Apparently he has trouble with the "roller" bit.

Mum went bright red, Dad just about peed his pants laughing as we walked off. :twisted:

:lol:
 
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