>>>>>> A hip young man goes out and buys the best car on the market, a
>>>>>> brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the
>>>>>> world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and
>>>>>> stops at a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years
>>>>>> old, pulls up next to him.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The old man looks over at the sleek, shiny car and asks, "What
>>>>>> kind of car ya' got there sonny?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The young man replies, "A Ferrari GTO. It cost half a million
>>>>>> dollars!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "That's a lot of money," says the old man. "Why does it cost so
>>>>>> much?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "Because this car can do up to 320 miles an hour!" states the
>>>>>> young dude proudly.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The moped driver asks, "Mind if I take a look inside?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "No problem," replies the owner. So the old man pokes his head in
>>>>>> the window and looks around. Then, sitting back on his moped, the
>>>>>> old man says, "That's a pretty nice car, all right... but I'll stick
>>>>>> with my moped!"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Just then the light changes, so the guy decides to show the old
>>>>>> man just what his car can do. He floors it, and within 30 seconds,
>>>>>> the speedometer reads 160mph.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Suddenly, he notices a dot in his rear view mirror. It seems to
>>>>>> be
>>>>>> getting closer! He slows down to see what it could be, and
>>>>>> suddenly,
>>>>>> WHHHOOOOOOSSSSSHHH! Something whips by him, going much faster!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> "What on earth could be going faster than my Ferrari?" the young
>>>>>> man asks himself. He floors the accelerator and takes the Ferrari up
>>>>>> to 250mph. Then, up ahead of him, he sees that it's the old man on
>>>>>> the moped! Amazed that a moped could pass his Ferrari, he gives it
>>>>>> more gas and passes the moped at 275mph.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> WHOOOOOOOSHHHHH!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He's feeling pretty good until he looks in his mirror and sees the
>>>>>> old man gaining on him AGAIN! Astounded by the speed of this old
>>>>>> guy, he floors the gas pedal and takes the Ferrari all the way up to
>>>>>> 320mph. Not ten seconds later, he sees the moped bearing down on him
>>>>>> again! The Ferrari is flat out, and there's nothing he can do!
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Suddenly, the moped plows into the back of his Ferrari,
>>>>>> demolishing the rear end.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The young man stops and jumps out, and unbelievably, the old man
>>>>>> is still alive.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> He runs up to the mangled old man and says, "Oh My God! Is there
>>>>>> anything I can do for you?"
>>>>>>
>>>>>> The old man whispers with his dying breath, "Unhook... my...
>>>>>> suspenders... from... your... side-view mirror.