What do you call...
The aircraft pushed back from the gate, the flight attendant gave the passengers the usual information regarding seat belts etc.
Finally, she said, "Now sit back and enjoy your trip while your captain, Judith Campbell, and crew take you safely to your destination."
Ed, sitting in the eighth row, thought to himself, Did I hear that the Captian is a woman?
When the attendants came with the drink cart he asked, Did you say the Captain is a woman?
"Yes," said the attendant,
"In fact, this entire crew is female."
"My God," said Ed, "I'd better have two scotch and
sodas. I don't know what to think with only women up there in the cockpit."
"That's another thing sir," said the attendant,
"We no longer call it the **** pit."
"It's the Box office."