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Pisis
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Yumm, yumm...
Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!
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Yumm, yumm...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Now that's funny. Not sure how that's related...but that's funny.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
And this?
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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haha
The rat looks tasty.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
I am quite wondering what is the stuff in the plate in the left upper corner... 
Looks almost like shrooms.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
If not liver or some toher organ... Blah!
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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there's a deep fat fried rat and you're spewing your guts at the thought of liver?
Liver can be used to make some good stuff, but I dont like eating liver by itself.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
I hate to eat all bowels (Aufbruch). I'd puke...
mkloby
Senior Master Sergeant
I have read that some doctors warn against pregnant women eating organ meat, although I don't remember why(maybe the filtering out process they perform??)... just a heads up for you, Chris, when you decide it's time.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Well because liver is the body's filter, so you eventually eat up all the **** when you eat liver... Toxines, carcinomes, ****...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Liver. Tripe. Menudo. Sweetbreads. Cow tongue. 
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Well, when I was a kid, I went to this somewhat a nanny. And once they tried to force me to eat a tripe soup. and I said "Plesae don't force me, or I'll throw up" but they didn't listen so I did literally the same thing as the smiley up there. With the only exception that there was more then just one victim.
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Well you warned them. My old man made tripe soup onetime. Nobody went near it. And he threw it out. He's strange that way with new foods.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
Here we go with sickering our members...
Matt308
Glock Perfection
An oldie but goodie. Love that one.
My companies staff evaluation form....
Personnel Evaluation
Knowledge
1. The son of a bitch really knows his ****
2. Knows just enough to be dangerous
3. Only has half a brain is dangerous
4. F*cking brain damaged, a turd has a higher i.q.
Accuracy
1. Does excellent work when not preoccupied With sex
2. Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass
3. Has to drop his pants to count higher than 10
4. Couldn't count his balls twice get the same answer
Attitude
1. Extremely cooperative (kisses ass often)
2. Brown noser in poor standing
3. Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his job
4. Doesn't give a f*ck. Never did, never will
Reliability
1. Really a dependable little c*cksucker
2. Can rely on him at evaluation time
3. Guaranteed to be the first to un-ass the scene
4. Totally f*cking worthless
Appearance
1 Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair
2. Looks great when a hot blonde is watching him
3. Dirty, filthy, smelly, nasty son of a bitch
4. Flies leave fresh dog **** to follow him
Performance
1. Works like a slave when money is concerned
2. Does o.k. if a TV camera is around
3. Works only if kicked in the ass every 2 minutes
4. Couldn't do less if he was in a f*cking coma
Leadership
1. Gets excellent results
2. Occasionally gets told to get f*cked
3. Mother Theresa would tell him to go suck a d**k
4. Couldn't lead a hungry pack of dogs to fresh meat
Personnel Evaluation
Knowledge
1. The son of a bitch really knows his ****
2. Knows just enough to be dangerous
3. Only has half a brain is dangerous
4. F*cking brain damaged, a turd has a higher i.q.
Accuracy
1. Does excellent work when not preoccupied With sex
2. Pretty good, only occasionally blows it out his ass
3. Has to drop his pants to count higher than 10
4. Couldn't count his balls twice get the same answer
Attitude
1. Extremely cooperative (kisses ass often)
2. Brown noser in poor standing
3. Often pisses off co-workers, thinks it's his job
4. Doesn't give a f*ck. Never did, never will
Reliability
1. Really a dependable little c*cksucker
2. Can rely on him at evaluation time
3. Guaranteed to be the first to un-ass the scene
4. Totally f*cking worthless
Appearance
1 Extremely neat, even combs his pubic hair
2. Looks great when a hot blonde is watching him
3. Dirty, filthy, smelly, nasty son of a bitch
4. Flies leave fresh dog **** to follow him
Performance
1. Works like a slave when money is concerned
2. Does o.k. if a TV camera is around
3. Works only if kicked in the ass every 2 minutes
4. Couldn't do less if he was in a f*cking coma
Leadership
1. Gets excellent results
2. Occasionally gets told to get f*cked
3. Mother Theresa would tell him to go suck a d**k
4. Couldn't lead a hungry pack of dogs to fresh meat
A wise old Indian Chief sat in his hut on the reservation, smoking
a Ceremonial Pipe and eyeing two U.S. Government officials sent to
interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the
white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological
advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement. The Official continued, "Considering
all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and
then calmly replied.
"When white man found this land, Indians were running it."
"No taxes."
"No debt."
"Our braves didn't die in far away lands."
"There were no fences, we had freedom to roam"
"Plenty buffalo."
"Plenty beaver."
"We did not need permission to build teepees or lodges."
"Women did all the work."
"Medicine man free."
"Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing."
"Food and clothing was free to take from nature."
"All night having sex."
Then Chief leaned back and smiled,
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
a Ceremonial Pipe and eyeing two U.S. Government officials sent to
interview him.
"Chief Two Eagles" asked one official, "You have observed the
white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological
advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement. The Official continued, "Considering
all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the Government Officials for over a minute and
then calmly replied.
"When white man found this land, Indians were running it."
"No taxes."
"No debt."
"Our braves didn't die in far away lands."
"There were no fences, we had freedom to roam"
"Plenty buffalo."
"Plenty beaver."
"We did not need permission to build teepees or lodges."
"Women did all the work."
"Medicine man free."
"Indian man spent all day hunting and fishing."
"Food and clothing was free to take from nature."
"All night having sex."
Then Chief leaned back and smiled,
"Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
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