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Quokes/Jotes... Continued! 2!
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the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
that last one'll have the animal rights activists in fits!
Matt308
Glock Perfection
Ugh. I'm not an animal rights dude by ANY stretch. But that last one bothered me.
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
Which is easier to unload out of a truck?
A truck full of bowling balls or a truck full of dead babies?
Dead Babies- because you can use a pitch fork
A truck full of bowling balls or a truck full of dead babies?
Dead Babies- because you can use a pitch fork
Matt308
Glock Perfection
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Matt308
Glock Perfection
Thor the God of Thunder came down to earth and decided to have his way with one of the Vestial Virgins.
Afterwards he thought he would tell her who had taken her virginty.
He turned to her and said.. "I am Thor."
She Replied.. "Tho am I but it Wath Fun."
Afterwards he thought he would tell her who had taken her virginty.
He turned to her and said.. "I am Thor."
She Replied.. "Tho am I but it Wath Fun."
Matt308
Glock Perfection
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
I don't understand that one...
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
What is more shocking than 100 babies nailed to one tree?
1 baby nailed to a hundred trees
1 baby nailed to a hundred trees
Matt308
Glock Perfection
What's with the dead baby jokes?And does anyone else wonder about the F-16 canopy hinged at the top? Didn't look like a photoshop change to me.
And Pisis, just say it with a lisp.
He turned to her and said.. "I am sore (Thor)."
She Replied.. "So (Tho) am I but it was (Wath) Fun."
the lancaster kicks ass
Major General
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- Dec 20, 2003
that's not funny
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
You do not have to be an 'activist' to find the cat picture earlier featured nauseating, only a normal human being.
How sad that someone can find amusement in the potential suffering of an animal that has little choice. Many peoples lives are enriched by the company of their animal companions, and in caring for these animals are better people.
How sad that someone can find amusement in the potential suffering of an animal that has little choice. Many peoples lives are enriched by the company of their animal companions, and in caring for these animals are better people.
syscom3
Pacific Historian
Stranded on a Deserted Island
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Scotsmen and 1 Scots woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy /liquor store / restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Scotsmen set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are stranded:
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman
2 French men and 1 French woman
2 German men and 1 German woman
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman
2 English men and 1 English woman
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman
2 American men and 1 American woman
2 Scotsmen and 1 Scots woman
One month later on these absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in menage-a-trois.
The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman.
The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them.
The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman.
The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean and another long look at the Bulgarian woman and started swimming.
The two Japanese have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions.
The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy /liquor store / restaurant/laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their store.
The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman keeps on complaining about her body, the true nature of feminism, how she can do everything they can do, the necessity of fulfilment, the equal division of household chores, how sand and palm trees make her look fat, how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do, and how her relationship with her mother is improving, and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The two Scotsmen set up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whiskey. But they're satisfied because at least the English aren't having any fun.
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