THE HUSBAND STORE
A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates:
1. You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!
2. There are six floors and the value of the products increase as the
shopper ascends.
3. The shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may
choose to go up to the next floor, but cannot go back down except to
exit the building!
A woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men
have jobs.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love
kids.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids,
and are extremely good looking.
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with housework.
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men
have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking, help with housework,
and have a strong romantic streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor, where the
sign reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women
are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a new wives
store just across the street, also with six floors and the same
rules.
The first floor has wives that love sex.
The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The third through sixth floors have never been visited!