I do not know too many jokes, I am not sure if I already posted the following here in some other thread:
A very ellegant man, in a real fancy bar, was observing a likewise fancy and sophisticated looking woman drinking a martini -with an olive-.
The man approached the woman, feeling the delicate sound of the jazz quarter playing...once by her side, he asked:
"Excuse me miss, would you have sex with me for 1,000,000 dollars?"
The woman, bewildered, all blushed replied:
"Wha..what???"
Man: "Yes, would you have sex with me for 1,000,000 dollars tonight?"
W: "Ohh...ummmm...1 million? Well, I am not sure...how come...well...yes...oh well I am afraid I would...YEs, let´s go"
M: "Now, would you have sex with me for, say, ten dollars tonight?"
W: "What???? 10 dollars???? Are you out of your mind?? What kind of woman do you think I am?????".
M: "Miss, the kind of woman you are was made clear after your response; now we are just in the process of negotiating the price."