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Quokes/Jotes...Continued!
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evangilder
"Shooter"
It's probably not funny if you aren't Jewish, or haven't hung around with any Jews.
Probably.
evangilder
"Shooter"
Almost an "inside joke".
Yes, very much so.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
A joke on Scouts:
A scout up to 15 years is a kid dressed like an idiot.
A scout from 15 years old is an idiot dressed like a kid.
A scout up to 15 years is a kid dressed like an idiot.
A scout from 15 years old is an idiot dressed like a kid.
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
What Religion is Your Bra?
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
And... they forgot the German bra- Holtzemfromfloppen!
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife.
What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type?
Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable.
Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from.
Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied:
There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple...
The Catholic type supports the masses.
The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,
The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and
The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills.
Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes?
If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed!
(A} Almost Boobs...
{B} Barely there.
{C} Can't Complain!
{D} Dang!
{DD} Double dang!
{E} Enormous!
{F} Fake.
{G} Get a Reduction.
{H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up !
And... they forgot the German bra- Holtzemfromfloppen!
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
I gotta joke for you It is a St patricksday joke.
These two Irishmen only have enough money for half a Pint
the two pass a meat shop and and buddy has an idea he says to his friend "give me the Pint money" - whatfor? his friend replied,
"just trust me" so buddy runs into the meat shop and buys and 8inch Sausage and leads his friend to the Pub, they order a bunch of beer,
Buddy's friend says? "how the hell are we going to Pay for this ya crazy bastard?"
Buddy has and Idea, he shoves the sausage into his pants opens the zipper and tells his friend to get down on your knees and start suckin, he does, the bartender sees this and is so outraged by this that he boots the two guys out, anyway his friend says "buddy ya crazy bastard did ya break the sausage on your landing?" Buddy says no okay lets try a few more pubs, so they did this same routine for about 12 pubs until Buddys friend said "Ok Ive had enough Im too drunk to carry on and my knees hurt" And Buddy says "How do you think I feel I lost The Sausage About 10 pubs ago"
These two Irishmen only have enough money for half a Pint
the two pass a meat shop and and buddy has an idea he says to his friend "give me the Pint money" - whatfor? his friend replied,
"just trust me" so buddy runs into the meat shop and buys and 8inch Sausage and leads his friend to the Pub, they order a bunch of beer,
Buddy's friend says? "how the hell are we going to Pay for this ya crazy bastard?"
Buddy has and Idea, he shoves the sausage into his pants opens the zipper and tells his friend to get down on your knees and start suckin, he does, the bartender sees this and is so outraged by this that he boots the two guys out, anyway his friend says "buddy ya crazy bastard did ya break the sausage on your landing?" Buddy says no okay lets try a few more pubs, so they did this same routine for about 12 pubs until Buddys friend said "Ok Ive had enough Im too drunk to carry on and my knees hurt" And Buddy says "How do you think I feel I lost The Sausage About 10 pubs ago"
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
cheddar cheese
Major General
Haha Pisis
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
Yeah you like that dont you?
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
I gotta nastier one for ya, I warned ya so please be kind on your reply.
A guy goes into a public washroom to take a piss,
he starts pissn when a midget walks beside him to also take a piss,
the guy peaks over and notices
the midget has an extremely large penis, and he asks him
"how do you have such a large penis"
"well you see IM a Leprachaun" the Midget replied
And the Guy ask's "could you make my Penis that Large?"
"Of course I can On one condition ya have to
get down and give me a blowjob" Replies the Midget
So he does it, it takes about 30 seconds to finish,
and the guy asks "So why isnt my Penis getting bigger"?
The Midget starts Giggling, "what" the Guy said,
"I cant believe you actually thought I was a Leprachaun"
A guy goes into a public washroom to take a piss,
he starts pissn when a midget walks beside him to also take a piss,
the guy peaks over and notices
the midget has an extremely large penis, and he asks him
"how do you have such a large penis"
"well you see IM a Leprachaun" the Midget replied
And the Guy ask's "could you make my Penis that Large?"
"Of course I can On one condition ya have to
get down and give me a blowjob" Replies the Midget
So he does it, it takes about 30 seconds to finish,
and the guy asks "So why isnt my Penis getting bigger"?
The Midget starts Giggling, "what" the Guy said,
"I cant believe you actually thought I was a Leprachaun"
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
i didnt understand that one...
OK,you started jokes about penises...
A whiteman traveler is drinking in a Jamaiacan bar
He goes to the bathroom and starts to piss
Next to him comes a Jamaiacan and starts to piss too
He has "WY" tatooed on his dick
The whiteman asks? "Sir, why do you have WY tatooed on your penis?"
"My girfriend's name is WENDY and when we make love, it shows her name"
"Ah"
After some drinking he goes to the toilletroom for the second time
Next to him comes a big black Jamaican, who has pretty the same tatoo on his dick: WY
The whiteman, sligthly drunk, tells him: "Yeah, I know, yer girl's called WENDY, am I right?"
"Nope, I don't have a girfriend"
"So why do you have WY on your dick then?"
"Oh this... It's not complete. When I have erction, it says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice Day!"
OK,you started jokes about penises...
A whiteman traveler is drinking in a Jamaiacan bar
He goes to the bathroom and starts to piss
Next to him comes a Jamaiacan and starts to piss too
He has "WY" tatooed on his dick
The whiteman asks? "Sir, why do you have WY tatooed on your penis?"
"My girfriend's name is WENDY and when we make love, it shows her name"
"Ah"
After some drinking he goes to the toilletroom for the second time
Next to him comes a big black Jamaican, who has pretty the same tatoo on his dick: WY
The whiteman, sligthly drunk, tells him: "Yeah, I know, yer girl's called WENDY, am I right?"
"Nope, I don't have a girfriend"
"So why do you have WY on your dick then?"
"Oh this... It's not complete. When I have erction, it says "Welcome to Jamaica and have a nice Day!"
102first_hussars
Tech Sergeant
Thats funny,
How could you not get my joke, the guy thought that the Leprachaun could magicly make his penis bigger on the condition that he gives the Leprachaun a BJ, hense
he does it, it takes about 30 seconds to finish,
and the guy asks "So why isnt my Penis getting bigger"?
The Midget starts Giggling, "what" the Guy said,
"I cant believe you actually thought I was a Leprachaun"
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
I dunno what the word "Leprachaun" means............
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Pisis
2nd Lieutenant
you got me... i tried www.slovnik.cz but it didn't contain it.......
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