Quokes/Jotes...Continued!

[Gnomey]

A Leprechaun is a sort of Irish Drawf that throws out money and gold.

 

[102first_hussars]

Thank You

 

[Pisis]

Lol now i got it.

 

[102first_hussars]

Doesnt matter now you ruined the suspense.

 

[cheddar cheese]

I wanna start a site like this... http://www.gimmeabuck.com/

 

[102first_hussars]

I dont know if thats funny or sad.

 

[Gnomey]

I would say that is intelligent. It may be stupid but he has made almost $9000 just by making a website! That is good going in my opinion.

 

[Pisis]

We live in democracy, it's everyone's own personal choice.

 

[102first_hussars]

I thought he was joking, This is the Joke thread

 

[cheddar cheese]

You wanna joke? Ill give you a joke. (Apologies in advance if anyone is offended..)

Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw the Gas Bill.


Nah I agree Gnomey, its is a good idea.

 

[Pisis]

I know that joke, it's an old one! Lol

Know why Jews have so much big noses?
Cuase the Air is free!

 

[FLYBOYJ]

HEY - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE "BIRD FLU?"

WHEN YOU START CRAPPING ON THE WINSHIELD OF YOU'RE CAR!

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY HAS BIRD FLU?

WHEN YOU USE A MEAT THEROMETER BEFORE COOKING IT AND IT HAS A TEMPERATURE....

 

[cheddar cheese]

Good ones.

 

[cheddar cheese]

Heres one I made up myself today:

Q. What did Nelson Mandela do with his spare time in Prison?

A. He played Cricket. You can tell by his prison number - 46664.

 

[Gnomey]

Nice ones FBJ

CC not bad for one you just made up

 

[102first_hussars]

What is the difference between a Terrorist and a woman on PMS?

You can Negotiate with The Terrorist.

 

[the lancaster kicks ass]

ouch.........

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Nonskimmer]

 

[cheddar cheese]

Pretty good