Quokes/Jotes...Continued!

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A Leprechaun is a sort of Irish Drawf that throws out money and gold.

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You wanna joke? Ill give you a joke. (Apologies in advance if anyone is offended..)

Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He saw the Gas Bill.


Nah I agree Gnomey, its is a good idea. :lol:
 
HEY - HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOU HAVE "BIRD FLU?"

WHEN YOU START CRAPPING ON THE WINSHIELD OF YOU'RE CAR!

HOW DO YOU KNOW IF YOUR THANKSGIVING TURKEY HAS BIRD FLU?

WHEN YOU USE A MEAT THEROMETER BEFORE COOKING IT AND IT HAS A TEMPERATURE....
 
Heres one I made up myself today:

Q. What did Nelson Mandela do with his spare time in Prison?

A. He played Cricket. You can tell by his prison number - 46664.

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