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[Gnomey]

 

[special ed]

 

[special ed]

 

[SaparotRob]

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What is this exactly???

Stairs of progress???

That's Miss Toblerone.

 

[syscom3]

 

[ARTESH]

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So, that's how my grandparents took selfie at their time???

 

[ARTESH]

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A woman without bag??? Impossible!

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ARTESH]

An American, An Englishman, A Frenchman, A Russian and an Abadani were talking about their countries in a cafe in Abadan City...

"We've built the Kremlin within 3 months" Russian said!

"That's a long time! We've built the Eiffel Tower in a month" Frenchman replied!

"Hey Dave, you remember how long it took to build the Buckingham Castle? 15 days!!!" Englishman yelled!

"You're too lazy!!! We've built mt. Rushmore in just 7 days!" American said!!!

"Oh my god" Abadani yelled...

"What happened?" Rest asked!

"When we've ordered our coffees, the refinery wasn't here" Abadani answered!

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ARTESH]

Wild, Bear, Tom, Hell ...

IDK which is your fav, but mine is Tom.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[SaparotRob]

Don't mess with Corvids.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ARTESH]

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It seems he was happier before he joins Navy!!!

 

[ARTESH]

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Sir, we've investigated the area, but found no sign of explosives! Only these metal things!

 

[manta22]

Sir, we've investigated the area, but found no sign of explosives! Only these metal things!

When I was a kid (1943-1945), we lived on the Isle of Palms & on Myrtle Beach in SC, just outside Charleston. After a hurricane we found some of those "metal things" washed up on the beach.