Quotes and Jokes 1 (28 Viewers)

[Wurger]

- Where are you going to?
- to look for the meaning of life ...
- oh .. so get me a beer too.

 

[Frog]

- Where are you going to?
- to look for the meaning of life ...
- oh .. so get me a beer too.

 

[Snautzer01]

Someone is having a bad day.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Trude, die Teufelstaube.

 

[Wurger]

Just the Tooth Fairy

 

[Airframes]

Tooth Fairey Gannet .............

 

[GTX]

 

[GTX]

 

[syscom3]

It's true when you think of it.

 

[syscom3]

Barbie. Lol

 

[SaparotRob]

 

[Wurger]

 

[SaparotRob]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[ARTESH]

I've found this on comments section of a "Random Class mashup Generator"... Pt. 1:

Sorcerous Doctor - magic and mayhem to heal wounds

Spirit Miner - grinding that ore with magic

Automaton Druid - machines meet nature

Ray Cultist - the cult of the shining ray

grave Linguist - communicates with the dead... gravely.

Mathematical Cultist - a more intelligent cultist

Outlaw Curser - curses people and also curses people.

Bomb Psychologist - tackles tough jobs with aplomb.

Apocalypse Archivist - their job is to record the history of the apocalypse.

Railroad Evoker - summon rails and trains to drop on enemy heads.

Saloon Salvager - cleans up after bar fights.

Stock Socreror - So generic they can't spell their own title.

Interfaced Gunslinger - uses guns that link with DNA to activate, ala Psycho-Pass.

Pioneer Scientist - the newest and the best shiny things!

Cattle Shaman - Farmers, lock up your cows!

 

[GTX]

 

[A4K]

An old Irish woman I knew had a fridge magnet that read 'The more people I meet, the more I love my dog'
The same woman used to say 'I only feel at home if I can spit in the fire, and call the cat a bastard'

 

[Gnomey]