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[Lucky13]

Go to a barbie with Southwark Bitter, no one else will steal your beer

That or Bud Light?

 

[Shortround6]

That or Bud Light?

Southwark Bitter has flavor..................................it may be bad............
Bud Light has......................................................................................low calories?

 

[fubar57]

The conservation office and provincial/local offices are telling us to secure our personal garbage cans against bear intrusions but this is happening around town right now...

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Yea....my bungee cord over the lid will work just fine

 

[Shortround6]

Yea....my bungee cord over the lid will work just fine

Use two.

and Video,
Maybe it will go viral and you can pay for the new trash can

 

[fubar57]

Came face to face with a blackie two weeks ago, about 8 feet, in the carport. We stared at each other for a few seconds and I went back in the house

 

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[Gnomey]

 

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[Greg Boeser]

We wouldn't let our kids swear until they could use the cuss words in a grammatically correct way.

 

[buffnut453]

My wife takes care of that for me. She sees her therapist, then comes home and tells me what's wrong with me.
That way I don't have to miss work.

Wow...she's so considerate. Not only does she get someone else's opinion before telling you what's wrong with you, she also doesn't take time out of your busy schedule. She's a keeper.

 

[Greg Boeser]

Wow...she's so considerate. Not only does she get someone else's opinion before telling you what's wrong with you, she also doesn't take time out of your busy schedule. She's a keeper.

You betchya!

 

[Peter Gunn]

Seeing as how we had a Cat Drop vid, here's one I hope I didn't already post. The white with green scarf is my favorite.


View: https://youtu.be/jnk15Wf6xMU?si=9TuEkTpmtHNSEYaJ

 

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[Gnomey]