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[gumbyk]

I would be a bit piffed at the one that lets his cat drink alcahol and film it.
I would like to talk to him/her.

Especially since humans and birds are the only animals who can process alcohol. It's going to stay in that cat's system a long time.

 

[Wurger]

 

[A4K]

My dog used to love beer. You would be yarning with someone on the couch, put your can on the floor for a minute, and soon you'd hear a slurping sound... she would have the can over and be drinking it. How she didn't cut her tongue on the opening I will never know!

 

[Greg Boeser]

My dog used to love beer. You would be yarning with someone on the couch, put your can on the floor for a minute, and soon you'd hear a slurping sound... she would have the can over and be drinking it. How she didn't cut her tongue on the opening I will never know!

Yeah. I had a cat like that.

 

[MiTasol]

Especially since humans and birds are the only animals who can process alcohol. It's going to stay in that cat's system a long time.

Animals like spider monkeys require highly fermented fruit (which contain traces of alcohol) to remain healthy. Other animals seek out fermented fruit as well.

 

[Lucky13]

 

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[Wurger]

 

[ThomasP]

 

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[Snautzer01]

Never go metric America.

 

[GTX]

 

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[GTX]

would hate to have been around during the hangover

I had a cat have that problem after a operation years ago.

 

[Gnomey]