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Q.. What does an English batsman who is playing in The Ashes have in common with Michael Jackson?
A.. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
A.. They both wore gloves for no apparent reason.
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I think Wayne is having a dig .................
You know what I think he is.............bastard !
I would say at least we're good at football but we're shite at that too !
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Ah, but the Wigan Ladies Formation Flower Arranging Team still beat all comers !
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He's at it again !
About time we switched off the magnet Karl, then all those Aussies will fall off the planet !
About time we switched off the magnet Karl, then all those Aussies will fall off the planet !
True mate.
Aw...man....
This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.
The driver got out and he was a dwarf.
He said, "I'm not happy."
I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
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Yeah, fights always start over little things ....................... I've got me coat !
Today a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool.....
I gave him a glass of water.
I gave him a glass of water.
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What happens when the Easter Bunny wears a hat?
You have a covered hopper....ba-da-boom!
You have a covered hopper....ba-da-boom!
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