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[Robert Porter]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[javlin]

When asked what he thinks about General Mattis being considered for Secretary of Defense, Rob O'Neill (the man who killed Bin Laden), said, "General Mattis has a bear rug in his home but it is not dead, it is just afraid to move".

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Robert Porter]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea; does that mean that one enjoys it?

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[at6]

If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea; does that mean that one enjoys it?

Absolutely!!!!!!!!!!!! Especially when you're the one making jokes about it.

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Wayne Little]

I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places.

 

[Wurger]

 

[Crimea_River]

 

[vikingBerserker]

 

[Gnomey]