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[Old Wizard]

 

[Gnomey]

 

[vikingBerserker]

LMAO!

 

[at6]

She looks like she's trying to pass an electrified cactus.

 

[Robert Porter]

And blaming her husband for letting her swallow it in the first place!

 

[Snautzer01]

 

[Robert Porter]

Oh he executed him as well, now he uses a "Flowby" vacuum cutter.

 

[vikingBerserker]

Fertilizer does make things grow.................

 

[at6]

Fertilizer does make things grow.................

Except for his..............you know what.

 

[Robert Porter]

A year ago I began redirecting spam email along the lines of "Make your d*** bigger to the North Korean embassy email address. Makes one wonder if perhaps somehow those emails have made their way to his inbox?

 

[at6]

His half-brother must have had a bigger one. In North Korea 4 inches is considered huge.

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[Robert Porter]

LMFAO!!!!!!

 

[Gnomey]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Wurger]

 

[Old Wizard]

 

[Robert Porter]

Those darn detectors! They will have us all using drones to airdrop our kits onto the roof! At which point we will suddenly remember the need to clean the gutters again!