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[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Greg Boeser]

 

[michaelmaltby]

As electoral system is overhauled, is Hong Kong reaping what it sowed?

 

[Gnomey]

 

[ARTESH]

Economy is for DONKEYs!

( if you didnt understand anything, just search "اقتصاد مال خر است")

 

[michaelmaltby]

Toilet dispute leaves flight attendant with broken arm and pilot with missing tooth

 

[ARTESH]

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Now i can understand why she asked me about kitty!

 

[Lucky13]

Some may get this....

 

[Crimea_River]

Others, including me, won't.

 

[michaelmaltby]

 

[ARTESH]

Some may get this....

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я получаю только это!

 

[michaelmaltby]

[HT Small Dead Animals]

 

[Lucky13]

 

[Lucky13]

Baussac almost sounds like our slang "bawsack". Top definition, bawsack. male skin bag below meat sausage, holds balls, adapted from scottish slang....

 

[Lucky13]

Well, aye....

 

[Wayne Little]

 

[ARTESH]

1: Do you know how to cook rice?
2: no, i dont!
1: O.k., add 3 cups of water and 1 cup of rice and let it boil!
2: "Sends photo"!!!
2: next?
1: next? Go fu!! Yourself!

 

[Gnomey]